.::blows major raspberries::. also includes: The NinjaSmurfWench Files -- 1

So, long, bad, really sucky day at work -- my nose started bleeding as I was going out to the car, it turned out I had no cd for the car, and I walk in the laundry room to be greeted with 14 rooms, an unstocked cart, and cramps. "oh, shitshit," I say to myself, "this day is going to suck and suck hard." And lo, it did, from 9:30 to 5:30.

But... there is a sick, twisted perk. Gather 'round, children, for here are the first of my HOUSEKEEPING HOTEL STORIES!

Well, one setting, one story. Being two of today's three Condom Rooms.

Adult themes.

( first the setting )

fun, huh? you ain't seen nothing yet.

( Close Encounters )