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Title: MURTOGG AND MULLROY ARE UNDEAD
(A parody-of-a-parody* in one act with apologies to Mr. Tom Stoppard)
Author(a.k.a. lampooner): -M
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean; Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
Characters: Murtogg, Mullroy
Warning: I got the sillies.
Feedback: Lusted after; what's new?
Disclaimer:
meletor_et_al: now... how does one go about writing a disclaimer if one has basically raped and bastardized the first few pages of a Stoppard play?
british_pickle: you could put that in it, and then say something like 'I make no profit from this'

I make no profit from this. Murtogg and Mullroy belong to Disney et al.

Note: For the "zombies and literature" challenge at undead_monthly. And since shrieking_ell blamed me for her piece, I'll return the favor and blame her for this.



(ACT ONE)
And a fake lj-cut to look spiffy and to impress cjk1701. Goes to my fic journal.

*The parodist understands that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is not in truth a simple parody, but a crafted commentary and a self-conscious literary and dramatic work. The phrase was used here for economy of expression only.

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