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i'm cooking the veggies and valuing myself! ([personal profile] themeletor) wrote2005-06-11 04:41 pm

*Lift corner of Lid to Vent*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHfgafghsadf.


Period.

*rage against the uterus*


...

Ok, I know this isn't half as bad as many people have to deal with. I, however, am being pissy and vocal. You all are free to be vocal as well.

...In fact?

Let's do it. Right here, right now. Complain, vent, bitch, rant, and moan. Horror stories, furious raging, slumber-party material, whatever. This is your soapbox. Let's hear it, ladies. It's good for the system.


(In the meantime, I have Sparrington to corral)

[identity profile] meletor-et-al.livejournal.com 2005-06-12 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahahahah.

Yes.
Like to see them deal with THAT.

To quote, well, me--

Guys have it SO easy.

Once a month we go through HELL and we BLEED from INCONVENIENT and VERY PERSONAL places for ALMOST A WEEK.


Once a week they have to orgasm, or their balls turn blue. And even this is a myth, apparently, but who do you imagine has ever gone more than a week to verify? I mean, when it is -that- easy to jack off, why the hell not? Lucky sods.
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[identity profile] trolleypup.livejournal.com 2005-06-12 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. The easy part anyway.

I mean, I hate the passengers sometimes, but if they actually annoy me to the point of, well, seriously annoying me, I can always stop the bus and inform them that the bus is broken down, kick them off and take a break.

Passengers...raaar![1] I would be happy to hand a few of them periods, along with their transfers.

[1] It's been 9 days since I drove a bus so the earsplitting cranky snarling is in abeyance for another 37 hours.

[identity profile] justwatchmetry.livejournal.com 2005-06-13 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Bastards. All they need is a tube of Bengay or Icy Hot, and they are just fine. Well, physically at least. Why can't periods just...I don't know-why can't the blood just...evaporate invisibly, and all you need is something like an extra deodorant or something? GRRR.