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themeletor) wrote2005-07-10 08:01 pm
themeletor) wrote2005-07-10 08:01 pm
.::blows major raspberries::. also includes: The NinjaSmurfWench Files -- 1
So, long, bad, really sucky day at work -- my nose started bleeding as I was going out to the car, it turned out I had no cd for the car, and I walk in the laundry room to be greeted with 14 rooms, an unstocked cart, and cramps. "oh, shitshit," I say to myself, "this day is going to suck and suck hard." And lo, it did, from 9:30 to 5:30.
But... there is a sick, twisted perk. Gather 'round, children, for here are the first of my HOUSEKEEPING HOTEL STORIES!
Well, one setting, one story. Being two of today's three Condom Rooms.
Adult themes.
Room: 321
[smells strongly of Bath and Body Works Warm Vanilla Sugar, and is overall very clean]
king bed - used
sleeper sofa - open, used
nightstand drawer - condom box, condom wrapper, opened/empty
sofaside garbage - 'nother box, 'nother wrapper, 2 condoms
kitchenette - untouched
ice bucket - no bag, just water
ice cups - untouched
bathroom - untouched
--- EXCEPT ---
1 hand towel, 1 bath mat - missing. poof.
Meletor the H.I.E. NinjaSmurfWench: .::whistles resolutely and ignores the fandom-marinated, AU-ridden, storytelling part of her brain::.
fun, huh? you ain't seen nothing yet.
When DND Really Means DND
Room: 324
Time: 10:30 AM
Meletor the H.I.E. NinjaSmurfWench is stripping on the third floor (the rooms, clearly. what were you thinking?) and sees a DND sign on '24. Takes note of it, and the fact that '24 is to be a checkout today; continues stripping. Cleans some rooms.
approx. 11:30 AM
Meletor continues to see the DND sign on '24's door; decides to wait until after the noon checkout time to bug occupants.
1:30 PM
Meletor really needs to get the linens down, so that Meletor does not become Spit-Roasted NinjaSmurfWench which would be bad. She figures it is well past time to bug '24. She raps on the door -- no answer. Gives the distinct housekeeping call -- still no answer. Repeats, waits -- nothing. Assuming occupants have left and forgotten to remove sign, Meletor swipes the NinjaKey and opens the door, revealing a couple in bed.
No, seriously, like, in bed.
Fortunately, they seem to have no need of her, so she mutters a quick 'sorry, sirs' and slinks back out of the room.
3:30 PM
The occupants of '24 head out.
Actually, they left the room quite clean.
But... there is a sick, twisted perk. Gather 'round, children, for here are the first of my HOUSEKEEPING HOTEL STORIES!
Well, one setting, one story. Being two of today's three Condom Rooms.
Adult themes.
Room: 321
[smells strongly of Bath and Body Works Warm Vanilla Sugar, and is overall very clean]
king bed - used
sleeper sofa - open, used
nightstand drawer - condom box, condom wrapper, opened/empty
sofaside garbage - 'nother box, 'nother wrapper, 2 condoms
kitchenette - untouched
ice bucket - no bag, just water
ice cups - untouched
bathroom - untouched
--- EXCEPT ---
1 hand towel, 1 bath mat - missing. poof.
Meletor the H.I.E. NinjaSmurfWench: .::whistles resolutely and ignores the fandom-marinated, AU-ridden, storytelling part of her brain::.
fun, huh? you ain't seen nothing yet.
When DND Really Means DND
Room: 324
Time: 10:30 AM
Meletor the H.I.E. NinjaSmurfWench is stripping on the third floor (the rooms, clearly. what were you thinking?) and sees a DND sign on '24. Takes note of it, and the fact that '24 is to be a checkout today; continues stripping. Cleans some rooms.
approx. 11:30 AM
Meletor continues to see the DND sign on '24's door; decides to wait until after the noon checkout time to bug occupants.
1:30 PM
Meletor really needs to get the linens down, so that Meletor does not become Spit-Roasted NinjaSmurfWench which would be bad. She figures it is well past time to bug '24. She raps on the door -- no answer. Gives the distinct housekeeping call -- still no answer. Repeats, waits -- nothing. Assuming occupants have left and forgotten to remove sign, Meletor swipes the NinjaKey and opens the door, revealing a couple in bed.
No, seriously, like, in bed.
Fortunately, they seem to have no need of her, so she mutters a quick 'sorry, sirs' and slinks back out of the room.
3:30 PM
The occupants of '24 head out.
Actually, they left the room quite clean.