Hit the shower? *imagines the *splosh*splosh* noise that would make* Hang on, was that one of your crack-fics, or someone else's? Or did I completely imagine the whole thing?

Arrgghhh! now I'm all confused and I won't have internet for 4 days!

Oh well, I have more plot, courtesy of Sirius Gordon, so I may be in need of a beta when I get back *puppy eyes*