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themeletor) wrote2005-09-07 01:55 am
themeletor) wrote2005-09-07 01:55 am
You know you're doing your econ too late at night when...
you write "Sub-African Africa".
also, when you have conversations like this:
[00:52] She Says: ok isn't malintent a word
[00:52] She Says: mal.. intent
[00:52] She Says: i know i have heard it
[00:52] I Say: me too
[00:52] I Say: mal-intent, perhaps?
[00:52] She Says: fucking word saying it doesn't exist
[00:53] I Say: WORD FUCKING SUCKS ASS, OK?
[00:53] She Says: hm it accepts that
[00:53] She Says: oo how was fuckass history
[00:53] I Say: yeah use that then
[00:53] I Say: ...we talked about ancient greek pederasty.
[00:53] She Says: what does that mean
[00:53] I Say: I kept dozing off
[00:53] I Say: but I know it anyway
[00:54] She Says: what does pederasty mean
[00:54] I Say: the older, wealthier, politician men would do their wives, and then some whores, and maybe a concubine or two...
[00:54] I Say: (that wasn't pederasty)
[00:54] She Says: and some boys on the side
[00:54] I Say: and then they'd chat with some buddy at the gym who'd say 'hey, my son's like just about 10... wanna sex him up for a few years?'
[00:54] She Says: i almost said unics.. but then.. i realized.. they're unics
[00:55] I Say: EUNUCH
[00:55] She Says: thank you. i couldn't remember how to spell it
[00:55] I Say: wowie
[00:55] She Says: yeah.. that's how brain dead i am
[00:55] She Says: if that's any indication to you
[00:55] I Say: .:: pets more ::.
[00:55] She Says: i forgot that eunuchs don't have penises
[00:56] I Say: a lot of the time they do
[00:56] She Says: but
[00:56] I Say: but no balls
[00:56] She Says: then
[00:56] She Says: OOOO really
[00:56] I Say: like a neutered dog
[00:56] She Says: interesting
[00:56] She Says: DUDE
[00:56] She Says: it thought they cut the whole thing off on dogs
[00:56] She Says: i didn't know it was just the balls
[00:57] I Say: but sometimes they'd take the penis off, but then, how would they piss?
[00:57] She Says: i always thought it a bit cruel
[00:57] She Says: wow!! i never realized that!
[00:57] She Says: *thinks*
[00:57] I Say: ...no penis, no pee-pee.
[00:57] She Says: wow
[00:57] I Say: wow, N**** can add two and two...
[00:57] I Say: I love you.
[00:57] She Says: i can't believe it's the balls!
[00:57] She Says: this .. wow
[00:58] She Says: *thinks back to all the eunuchs*
[00:58] She Says: i love you too
[00:58] She Says: hahahahahha i thought hahahahhaha wow
[00:58] She Says: so they were just BALL less
[00:59] She Says: do you like me better with contacts or glasses
[00:59] She Says: if i'm wearing a t--shirt and jeans
[00:59] I Say: depends on the t-shirt
[00:59] She Says: it's a nice fitting t-shirt
[00:59] She Says: says If you're Rich i'm single on it
[00:59] She Says: i'm thinking glasses... cuz my hair will be up in a messy high ponytail thing
[01:00] She Says: and my jeans are nice fitting
[01:00] I Say: glasses yeah
[01:01] I Say: cuts the whoreishness out of 'if you're rich I'm single' and makes it cheeky and cute
[01:01] She Says: hahaha i have to get to school at 7:25. which means i have to leave at 7 which means i have to get up at six. and i prolly won't fall asleep till 2
[01:01] I Say: fook
[01:01] She Says: ooo well put.
[01:01] I Say: what, fook?
[01:01] She Says: so yeah i'm meeting one of my guy friends at the dorm
[01:01] I Say: FOOK
[01:01] She Says: haha no
[01:01] She Says: well yes.. but i was talking about the whoreishness
[01:01] I Say: aha
[01:01] I Say: ...fook...
[01:01] She Says: and i think i will just go upstairs and sleep in his bed
[01:01] I Say: *is three*
[01:02] I Say: ...w/ him too?
[01:02] She Says: so i'm glad you said glasses
[01:02] She Says: hahah NO!
[01:02] I Say: damn
[01:02] She Says: he's.. a bit too flirty with me for me to do that
[01:02] I Say: aha
[01:02] She Says: i'd do that with b**** maybe. or like.. j****
[01:02] She Says: i have
[01:02] I Say: keep your distance.
[01:02] She Says: but not with this kid
[01:02] I Say: ahah
[01:02] I Say: clever nat
[01:02] She Says: idk i haven't talked to him in person yet
[01:03] She Says: i think i really won't care tomorrow
[01:03] She Says: i will just want a bed
[01:03] She Says: and sleep
[01:03] I Say: aww
[01:03] I Say: mmhm
[01:03] She Says: hahhahahaha if i see a hot boy on the way
[01:03] She Says: ...
[01:03] I Say: this grape lollipop tastes like root beer and that's WEIRD
[01:03] She Says: i talked to this.. yeah that is weird... grape changes
[01:03] She Says: it's a weird flavour
[01:03] She Says: anyways there's this senior guy in my latin class
[01:03] She Says: and i talked to him online tonight.. i asked for the latin homework..
[01:04] She Says: (which i totally knew)
[01:04] She Says: and he's like you seem very intelligent!!!
[01:04] I Say: oooooh wait.
[01:04] I Say: I think maybe that's because it's...
[01:04] She Says: root beer???
[01:04] She Says: rofl
[01:04] I Say: a root-beer-flavored lollipop?
[01:04] She Says: hahahhaha i love you
[01:04] I Say: *FACEPALM*
[01:04] I Say: but I ALWAYS get grape lollipops after dinner!
[01:05] She Says: well just tell yourself it's rootbeer flavoured grape
[01:05] I Say: I didn't know they had root beer ones in the basket!
[01:05] I Say: EW
[01:05] I Say: root beer flavored grape... ew
[01:05] She Says: well i meant like
[01:05] She Says: strange tasting grape
[01:05] I Say: 'here, try this, it's MUSHROOM-FLAVORED CHOCOLATE'
[01:05] She Says: HAHAHAHAHA
[01:06] She Says: my butt's asleep
[01:06] I Say: oh, ok great. sure. mmmmm, MUSHROOM
[01:06] She Says: mm mushroom soup
[01:06] I Say: ew
[01:06] I Say: I ate mushroom today
[01:06] She Says: ???? dudette....if i'm getting up at 7 to see the hot body, it had better be a hot body, right? right? i gotta be motivated....haha
[01:06] She Says: see.. that's a bit flirty
[01:06] I Say: there was some in the tempeh stir fry and I couldn't avoid it
[01:06] I Say: yeah, it is flirty
[01:06] I Say: fin
[01:06] I Say: *un
[01:06] She Says: fin?
[01:07] She Says: o hahahhaha
[01:07] She Says: i was like finland???
[01:07] I Say: YAY FINLAND
[01:07] I Say: ...
[01:07] She Says: hey sometimes you can be random
[01:07] I Say: I can be so random.
[01:07] She Says: PIPPIN IS SINGING
[01:07] She Says: SHHH
[01:07] I Say: shhhh's
...but mostly, when you write "Sub-African Africa".
also, when you have conversations like this:
[00:52] She Says: ok isn't malintent a word
[00:52] She Says: mal.. intent
[00:52] She Says: i know i have heard it
[00:52] I Say: me too
[00:52] I Say: mal-intent, perhaps?
[00:52] She Says: fucking word saying it doesn't exist
[00:53] I Say: WORD FUCKING SUCKS ASS, OK?
[00:53] She Says: hm it accepts that
[00:53] She Says: oo how was fuckass history
[00:53] I Say: yeah use that then
[00:53] I Say: ...we talked about ancient greek pederasty.
[00:53] She Says: what does that mean
[00:53] I Say: I kept dozing off
[00:53] I Say: but I know it anyway
[00:54] She Says: what does pederasty mean
[00:54] I Say: the older, wealthier, politician men would do their wives, and then some whores, and maybe a concubine or two...
[00:54] I Say: (that wasn't pederasty)
[00:54] She Says: and some boys on the side
[00:54] I Say: and then they'd chat with some buddy at the gym who'd say 'hey, my son's like just about 10... wanna sex him up for a few years?'
[00:54] She Says: i almost said unics.. but then.. i realized.. they're unics
[00:55] I Say: EUNUCH
[00:55] She Says: thank you. i couldn't remember how to spell it
[00:55] I Say: wowie
[00:55] She Says: yeah.. that's how brain dead i am
[00:55] She Says: if that's any indication to you
[00:55] I Say: .:: pets more ::.
[00:55] She Says: i forgot that eunuchs don't have penises
[00:56] I Say: a lot of the time they do
[00:56] She Says: but
[00:56] I Say: but no balls
[00:56] She Says: then
[00:56] She Says: OOOO really
[00:56] I Say: like a neutered dog
[00:56] She Says: interesting
[00:56] She Says: DUDE
[00:56] She Says: it thought they cut the whole thing off on dogs
[00:56] She Says: i didn't know it was just the balls
[00:57] I Say: but sometimes they'd take the penis off, but then, how would they piss?
[00:57] She Says: i always thought it a bit cruel
[00:57] She Says: wow!! i never realized that!
[00:57] She Says: *thinks*
[00:57] I Say: ...no penis, no pee-pee.
[00:57] She Says: wow
[00:57] I Say: wow, N**** can add two and two...
[00:57] I Say: I love you.
[00:57] She Says: i can't believe it's the balls!
[00:57] She Says: this .. wow
[00:58] She Says: *thinks back to all the eunuchs*
[00:58] She Says: i love you too
[00:58] She Says: hahahahahha i thought hahahahhaha wow
[00:58] She Says: so they were just BALL less
[00:59] She Says: do you like me better with contacts or glasses
[00:59] She Says: if i'm wearing a t--shirt and jeans
[00:59] I Say: depends on the t-shirt
[00:59] She Says: it's a nice fitting t-shirt
[00:59] She Says: says If you're Rich i'm single on it
[00:59] She Says: i'm thinking glasses... cuz my hair will be up in a messy high ponytail thing
[01:00] She Says: and my jeans are nice fitting
[01:00] I Say: glasses yeah
[01:01] I Say: cuts the whoreishness out of 'if you're rich I'm single' and makes it cheeky and cute
[01:01] She Says: hahaha i have to get to school at 7:25. which means i have to leave at 7 which means i have to get up at six. and i prolly won't fall asleep till 2
[01:01] I Say: fook
[01:01] She Says: ooo well put.
[01:01] I Say: what, fook?
[01:01] She Says: so yeah i'm meeting one of my guy friends at the dorm
[01:01] I Say: FOOK
[01:01] She Says: haha no
[01:01] She Says: well yes.. but i was talking about the whoreishness
[01:01] I Say: aha
[01:01] I Say: ...fook...
[01:01] She Says: and i think i will just go upstairs and sleep in his bed
[01:01] I Say: *is three*
[01:02] I Say: ...w/ him too?
[01:02] She Says: so i'm glad you said glasses
[01:02] She Says: hahah NO!
[01:02] I Say: damn
[01:02] She Says: he's.. a bit too flirty with me for me to do that
[01:02] I Say: aha
[01:02] She Says: i'd do that with b**** maybe. or like.. j****
[01:02] She Says: i have
[01:02] I Say: keep your distance.
[01:02] She Says: but not with this kid
[01:02] I Say: ahah
[01:02] I Say: clever nat
[01:02] She Says: idk i haven't talked to him in person yet
[01:03] She Says: i think i really won't care tomorrow
[01:03] She Says: i will just want a bed
[01:03] She Says: and sleep
[01:03] I Say: aww
[01:03] I Say: mmhm
[01:03] She Says: hahhahahaha if i see a hot boy on the way
[01:03] She Says: ...
[01:03] I Say: this grape lollipop tastes like root beer and that's WEIRD
[01:03] She Says: i talked to this.. yeah that is weird... grape changes
[01:03] She Says: it's a weird flavour
[01:03] She Says: anyways there's this senior guy in my latin class
[01:03] She Says: and i talked to him online tonight.. i asked for the latin homework..
[01:04] She Says: (which i totally knew)
[01:04] She Says: and he's like you seem very intelligent!!!
[01:04] I Say: oooooh wait.
[01:04] I Say: I think maybe that's because it's...
[01:04] She Says: root beer???
[01:04] She Says: rofl
[01:04] I Say: a root-beer-flavored lollipop?
[01:04] She Says: hahahhaha i love you
[01:04] I Say: *FACEPALM*
[01:04] I Say: but I ALWAYS get grape lollipops after dinner!
[01:05] She Says: well just tell yourself it's rootbeer flavoured grape
[01:05] I Say: I didn't know they had root beer ones in the basket!
[01:05] I Say: EW
[01:05] I Say: root beer flavored grape... ew
[01:05] She Says: well i meant like
[01:05] She Says: strange tasting grape
[01:05] I Say: 'here, try this, it's MUSHROOM-FLAVORED CHOCOLATE'
[01:05] She Says: HAHAHAHAHA
[01:06] She Says: my butt's asleep
[01:06] I Say: oh, ok great. sure. mmmmm, MUSHROOM
[01:06] She Says: mm mushroom soup
[01:06] I Say: ew
[01:06] I Say: I ate mushroom today
[01:06] She Says: ???? dudette....if i'm getting up at 7 to see the hot body, it had better be a hot body, right? right? i gotta be motivated....haha
[01:06] She Says: see.. that's a bit flirty
[01:06] I Say: there was some in the tempeh stir fry and I couldn't avoid it
[01:06] I Say: yeah, it is flirty
[01:06] I Say: fin
[01:06] I Say: *un
[01:06] She Says: fin?
[01:07] She Says: o hahahhaha
[01:07] She Says: i was like finland???
[01:07] I Say: YAY FINLAND
[01:07] I Say: ...
[01:07] She Says: hey sometimes you can be random
[01:07] I Say: I can be so random.
[01:07] She Says: PIPPIN IS SINGING
[01:07] She Says: SHHH
[01:07] I Say: shhhh's
...but mostly, when you write "Sub-African Africa".
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And all that talk about eunuchs has me thinking about princes' wands.. and.. ....*vaguely horrified* If I ever see another princes' wand, again.. I'm so turning lesbian...
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So much love.
OMG!
(Anonymous) 2005-09-07 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)I am in Love!lol We went out for dinner!
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