themeletor: close-up of a cupcake in the grass against a blue sky (I don't enjoy anything)
i'm cooking the veggies and valuing myself! ([personal profile] themeletor) wrote2005-10-10 10:35 pm

then your fingers touched my silent heart / and taught it how to sing

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Gacked from... what, you expect me to remember? Crazy freaks.

Mel Needs, organized into a Top 15 list w/ minor chatter because damnz I have no life.

15: MEL NEEDS A HOME.
14: Mel needs a break.
13: Mel needs to stop acting like 50 cent is such a noble man.
-- izze'WHAT? um. sure, k.
12: MEL NEEDS YOUR HELP NOW. -- yeah, apparently; see 13.
11: Mel needs companionship and a lot of affection.
10: Mel needs time away from everyone, you see?
-- oh, yes, that (11 + 10) makes total sense. mmhm
9:Mel Needs Money For Xmas Presents. -- true.
8: Mel needs the comfort of a pint or two. -- I wish.
7: Mel needs to go easy on the weight-lifting.
6: Mel needs HELP!!
-- again may I cite 13?

And now we're into the Top Five:

5: Mel needs an English class. -- well fuck you.
4: Mel needs to become more tolerant, especially of emotions.
3: Mel needs to take a chill pill.
-- ooh, who's intolerant now?
2: Mel needs a damn good fu[c]k. -- AHAHAHAHAHAHAH yes.

But the top, very best, most fantastic, Number One MelNeeds Google Truth is...:




1: MEL NEEDS MORE BALLS.


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also, fyi, clearly I got to Milwaukee safe. It's been Busy (but for the vast majority of the time Good as well). I have a small shitload of stuff to do before tomorrow morning. ngakk. oh but I FINALLY GOT THE PROM PICTURES FROM JOHN. so those will go up when I get my New Toy all figgered. and my crazy-ass paper written. and so forth.

oh, and Sin City? INCREDIBLE MOVIE. thankyou.
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ETA: I ALMOST FORGOT! HONORABLE MENTION! technically was google find # 16, but I thought it deserved mention:
Mel needs to send illegal arms to a third world country.

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