then your fingers touched my silent heart / and taught it how to sing

[themeletor]

[memestructions: type "(yournamehere) needs" into a google browser. click search. share results.]
Gacked from... what, you expect me to remember? Crazy freaks.

Mel Needs, organized into a Top 15 list w/ minor chatter because damnz I have no life.

15: MEL NEEDS A HOME.
14: Mel needs a break.
13: Mel needs to stop acting like 50 cent is such a noble man. -- izze'WHAT? um. sure, k.
12: MEL NEEDS YOUR HELP NOW. -- yeah, apparently; see 13.
11: Mel needs companionship and a lot of affection.
10: Mel needs time away from everyone, you see? -- oh, yes, that (11 + 10) makes total sense. mmhm
9:Mel Needs Money For Xmas Presents. -- true.
8: Mel needs the comfort of a pint or two. -- I wish.
7: Mel needs to go easy on the weight-lifting.
6: Mel needs HELP!! -- again may I cite 13?

And now we're into the Top Five:

5: Mel needs an English class. -- well fuck you.
4: Mel needs to become more tolerant, especially of emotions.
3: Mel needs to take a chill pill. -- ooh, who's intolerant now?
2: Mel needs a damn good fu[c]k. -- AHAHAHAHAHAHAH yes.

But the top, very best, most fantastic, Number One MelNeeds Google Truth is...:




1: MEL NEEDS MORE BALLS.


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also, fyi, clearly I got to Milwaukee safe. It's been Busy (but for the vast majority of the time Good as well). I have a small shitload of stuff to do before tomorrow morning. ngakk. oh but I FINALLY GOT THE PROM PICTURES FROM JOHN. so those will go up when I get my New Toy all figgered. and my crazy-ass paper written. and so forth.

oh, and Sin City? INCREDIBLE MOVIE. thankyou.
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ETA: I ALMOST FORGOT! HONORABLE MENTION! technically was google find # 16, but I thought it deserved mention:
Mel needs to send illegal arms to a third world country.

Comments

[ima-pseudonym.livejournal.com]

So what? Now you're all up in Fitty Cen's kool aid? Don't be hate'n. ...I'm so sorry for that. o.o

Good luck with locating those balls. ^_^

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

.....damn, that's worse than redneck! eeek! you'd better be sorry. I love you anyway.

hmm... yes. balls.

[ima-pseudonym.livejournal.com]

Worse than redneck? Clearly, madam, you have never been to Oklahoma. :p

Have you ever heard a hillbilly attempt to talk 'Gangsta'? ..It's not a pretty thing.

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. good thing I'm not planning on sleep, 'cos that'd give me NIGHTMARES.

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

*snerk*
I do love that meme. :D

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

me too. heeee