you can't do that with a tiffany lamp!

meletor_et_al: also, because [my family are] GEEKS, we're now having the "if a replicator (from Star Trek) were to drop down in front of you right now, what would be the first thing you'd replicate?" conversation
__dtrain: replicate?
meletor_et_al: yes. a replicator replicates things. [commonly] food.
meletor_et_al: so you ask for, say, banana pancakes. and there's a sparkliness, and a plate of banana pancakes is there for you in the replicator
meletor_et_al: :D
__dtrain: ...does it work with people? cause um. I would replicate you and jared and a pair of handcuffs.
meletor_et_al: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH <3

also? STANDOFF IS ON! but I already missed the start, so I'm just gonna watch it on FOX' website tomorrow. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (dsudis you bitch who totally got me hooked. I need to get back to work on that crossover fic).

because it's been some time since I made a whorish convo post:

( Laura and I discuss Numb3rs: Liz, Don, Charlie, and combinations/permutations thereof. crack ensues. )

yes.

so, just earlier this evening, and regarding Don/Charlie WIPs, I had said:

but then again, the [Eppes] boys are like.
you know how Jack and James have this thing where you put them in a room with the thorough intent of porn and they just stand there snarking at each other until like, somebody trips and they land on the bed and fuck?
it's pretty much the same thing, but with wangst and flashbacks.

but then, fortunately -- since I was in MSN chat with phurie_dae and __dtrain -- Zorro!Don and Highwayman!Charlie made themselves known.

( and lo, there was chatporn. (~1300 words, with some editing-out of tangential conversation) )

I am such a very bad person. .:: buffs nails ::. .:: cites Noyes' The Highwayman ::.