you can't do that with a tiffany lamp!

(only hacked a little bit, to change people's secondary journal names to their primary ones and to fix a spelling error.)

guys, if we keep rescuing the kidnapped "civilian" who is also the "inept yet determined/reoccurring supervillain" and MY GIRLFRIEND, no wonder we are only 59% effective. it's like a freaking soap opera or something! or possibly Batman! I'm looking at you, phurie_dae, because as the "bright-eyed novice or sidekick" most of these errors are probably your fault. even if they're not. (you know how it goes.)


ION, you guys! I'm not dead! just ... *flail*
I need to make a more effective post. later.

♥

Your results:
You are Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy 80% Mystique 65% Riddler 62% The Joker 62% Magneto 61% Catwoman 58% Apocalypse 53% Dr. Doom 46% Mr. Freeze 44% Green Goblin 41% Lex Luthor 41% Dark Phoenix 40% Venom 37% Two-Face 33% Juggernaut 29% Kingpin 22%

You would go to almost any length for the protection of the environment including manipulation and elimination.

Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test

[NB: I don't tag people because it makes me nervous. so suck it.]

from captain_molly, the ( fictional characters sex meme )


from jobiegirl6, the meme which I have been avoiding EVERY ROUND, because I can never think of anything, so here goes (you see how much I love you, Annie?): ( the 10 odd facts meme )


from shrieking_ell, ( the Greek mythology personality test )

you know what sucks worse than working a 7.5-hour day at the hotel? working a 7.5-hour day at the hotel when __dtrain is working the evening shift at her job. *unspaz*

'kay, meme now!
due to a combination of johanirae and hippediva-

leave a comment with your:
1. Name:
2. Age/Birthday:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Rapper/Artist:
7. Favorite Book/Comic Book:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Favorite TV Show:
10. Favorite Video Game/Board Game:
11. Do we know each other outside of Livejournal?
12. Would you give me a kidney?
13. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
14. If you could change anything about your current life, would you?
15. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

You Are Chocolate Ice Cream

You have a flair for the dramatic and love to party. Your personality is super strong and unique. Many people crave you constantly - while you turn a few off. You are most compatible with coffee ice cream.

also, I FINALLY got Smallville S1 from the library (I've been stalking it, but someone had it checked out), so can FINALLY get some real progress made on my xover ficathon fic and so um. YES! YAY! -- note to self: email xzombiexkittenx although if xzombiexkittenx reads this before you manage to remember to e-mail then OMG SORRY I'LL GET IT DONE ASAP AND THIS IS THE FIRST FIC THING I'VE WRITTEN SINCE FOREVER SO I AM SO EXCITED OMG ... gah, I'm a failure sometimes, no?

haiku meme, from __dtrain and melty_girl:

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	meletor_et_al
Your haiku:	here to plug it in your face you have a crush?:yes what is your room clean?:ew
Username:
Created by Grahame

especially since Vivs and I were talking about haikus just last night.

...
but anyway this
is the thought that came to me
when i've been up much
.

( ganked from Ell )

no Murcielago for Mel, but I like this answer. :3

Your Blog Should Be Blue

Your blog is a peaceful, calming force in the blogosphere. You tend to avoid conflict - you're more likely to share than rant. From your social causes to cute pet photos, your life is a (mostly) open book.

yes, thank you. I am happy in this knowledge. because also, it is what I try to make truly the case.

.:: hands out zombie monkeys ::.


[ETA: does anyone else think "blogosphere" sounds particularly Douglas Adams-y? maybe I'm just thinking Vogosphere.]

LOOK! WHALES HAVE GRAMMAR!

so after somewhere between three and a million people tagged me to do this...
THE GUILTY MEME! meh.

Guilt	What is yours?	Explain yourself
Culinary:	bacon	it goes against all my self-imposed dietary guidelines – it's meat, it's ridiculously fatty and stereotypically unhealthy… but BLTs and bacon/eggs and/or bacon/cheese combinations make me happy
Literary:	'Animorphs' books	yes, I still go back and reread them. Ax is funny, dammit!
Audiovisual:	Batman, Justice League, Batman Beyond, Static Shock cartoons	I have to slink into the kids' section of the library to get them. >.>;
Musical:	Pokemon: The Movie soundtrack	you. say nothing.
Celebrity:	Keanu Reeves	every once in a while, I like to lie to myself and claim the boy can act. he can't. but he usually manages to find roles that don't really need it… and he's fucking pretty.

bla bla bla I'm going to make someone else pick 5 people at random off my flist to do this.
__dtrain, wulingyi, jenlan, phurie_dae, british_pickle
if you've done it already you're off the hook.

[ETA:] ganked from mme_of_achilles:

Where you died in your past life:

'Where did you die in your past life?' at QuizGalaxy.com

AHA! I died at sea! YAY ME!

surprisingly, I took this a few months ago on a tip from Vivs and got the same result. I mean, well actually maybe that's not surprising to normal people but I figured, with as many of those this-or-that answers as there were that could have gone either way, I'd be liable to flip-flop later. hmmh.

anyway, ( this is me, in four letters. )

baaa.