you can't do that with a tiffany lamp!

most recent outcome of the "Get It Right Or Die Trying" method of researching random shit (ridiculously peripheral details) for the sake of other random shit (fiction/tangential essay points/RP/off-the-cuff argument/etc.), this time in the realm of Numb3rs:

OK so what, exactly, gets the L.A. FBI office's attention?


(and on a less heartening note: FBI LA needs a grammar teacher.)


ETA: totally making this a Dump Post for at least the FBI part of Numb3rs--
vest
concealable & tactical body armor
thigh rigs -- .pdf