you can't do that with a tiffany lamp!

so wow, everyone on my friendslist (that I've read) today wasn't lying; these update boxes actually are different. I'm a little bit boggled, and I don't like change. but ok! I can deal!

anyhow, here's the thing. this afternoon, __dtrain mentioned a certain fondness for (and desire to see): Don, Joel, and handcuffs.

this evening, I needed a break from studying.
and phurie_dae was available to get spammed at.

in conclusion, yay, speedporn!

( 140-word drabblething; I totally blame Fleischman 'cause the first line's all his. (really!) )

[p.p.s. sorry honey, no table, just a bed; maybe next time ;-)]

you know why? because this just happened:

phurie_dae: *links to random freezeframe from the end of 2x11*
phurie_dae: It's like a Herbal Essences ad.
phurie_dae: Shower and everything.
phurie_dae: A truly mathemasmic experience.
phurie_dae: Shut up, it's late.
meletor_et_al: can't respond. dead from laugh.
phurie_dae: I'd add the text, but that would involve keeping a straight face and not stuffing my sleeves in my mouth to keep from waking the flatmates.
meletor_et_al: I have PS7 up, and no roommate.

POSSIBLY NSFW: ( Herbal Eppescestces? )

(SPam WithOut Context)

(otherwise known as: I Honestly Sometimes Have No Idea How Or Why __dtrain Puts Up With Me):

meletor_et_al: House is Rabbit, Foreman is Owl, Cameron is Kanga, Wilson is Tigger, Chase is Piglet, Cuddy is Christopher Robin.
meletor_et_al: and Stacy is a heffalump.

...and it makes perfect sense to me, at 1 in the morning.

ETA: so now I'm doing some light reading on Dr. Kevorkian (don't ask why), and, did you know he named one of his machines the "Thanatron"? that's ... maybe I'm the only one who immediately thinks that could also be some fancy-pants terminology for that classic of classics, the Death Ray.

"Mr. Luthor, what are you hiding behind your back?"
"What? Oh -- nothing. Nothing."
"Are you sure? Because it looks a bit like a Death Ray, and you know you're not allowed--"
"What? No! This? No, it's a ... erm. Thanatron."

yeah, I really should be asleep right now. really really.

um, I just had a Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder version) x Superman (Brandon Routh version) crossover dream. it was weird. I think there was some King Kong in there, too. and it all took place at Bowdoin College, in the middle of Metropolis. and Jack Sparrow was teaching a Psychic Skills/Analysis course and kept forgetting the AV equipment. so my mother yelled at him and took over as professor.

man, I really need to stop with the smoking crack before bedtime.