it's up to your knees out there

[themeletor]

so wow, everyone on my friendslist (that I've read) today wasn't lying; these update boxes actually are different. I'm a little bit boggled, and I don't like change. but ok! I can deal!

anyhow, here's the thing. this afternoon, __dtrain mentioned a certain fondness for (and desire to see): Don, Joel, and handcuffs.

this evening, I needed a break from studying.
and phurie_dae was available to get spammed at.

in conclusion, yay, speedporn!



[takes place in the naked doppelganger (^TM phurie_dae) place.]



"Sex should be wild … unfettered … like snatching life from the jaws of death."

Don's handcuffs rattled against Joel's headboard. Joel twitched and watched Don prowling around the room. He was searching for something. He visually scoured every surface, then grabbed his pants and turned the pockets inside out. Then he did the same with Joel's and with both their coats. Then he did it again. Smoke may or may not have been coming off his bare skin, and the fresh bandage around his thigh contrasted with warm, pale gold.

"Hey, fed?"

"What?" Don growled, definitely steeping the word 'frustration' in double entendre. Joel looked up at his cuffed wrists, shook them, then looked back at Don.

"You stuck the key under the pillow."

"Thanks, doc." Don grabbed the key and unlocked the handcuffs even as he pounced. "Now roll over."


[p.p.s. sorry honey, no table, just a bed; maybe next time ;-)]

Comments

[jobiegirl6.livejournal.com]

HAHAH! See icon :) I can't believe he lost the key...but with joel there, I could see forgetting things....because honestly, he just makes the brain stop working.

So anyways.......one of the episodes I'm hoping to send you this weekend (no real spoiler here, but just in case, you might not want to read further, so I'll put in some spaces and all that jazz....)












has joel with a twin. also played by Rob Morrow (obviously). And I think this twin needs to get in on the fed thing :)

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

XDDD he didn't really lose it -- he put it there on purpose! just ... yeah. forgot where it was, what with him and Fleischman being all ... unfettered. as it were.

as for the episode, SQUEE!! Jules is actually one of the reasons why I made Don a creepy naked doppelganger, as opposed to lost sibling/twin -- there are many other reasons, but Jules is one of them! and I've only seen a couple pictures of him, and heard a couple mentions, so OMG IWANNASEE! ♥u.

[jobiegirl6.livejournal.com]

Jules is hot. He's all greasy bad boy and stuff....yeah.

[abrabacon-trask.livejournal.com]

I lu-hu-hu-huv that episode! Nice inspiration there! I can *hear* Joel in his slightly nasal, self-satisfied voice saying the line about the key - awesome!

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

me, too. not only has it got Joel being adorable-dorky-sexy, but O'Connell in her little black dress! getting all flustered! *also gets flustered*

and yes -- Joel's a brat. but a naked brat in handcuffs! I think next time Don should leave him locked up on purpose.

[jaredsexual.livejournal.com]

YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!11!1!!1!!!!

*runs off to eppescest elevator luvin'*

I. love. you. srsly. <3333333333333333333333

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

hee. you're so full of the crazy. I ♥ you.

yay elevator eppescest!! *bounce*

[jaredsexual.livejournal.com]

iiii like your icon. yes i do.

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

heee. 's true! (only at like, 4 in the morning, though, 'cos otherwise people wake up and go, "um?")

[jaredsexual.livejournal.com]

*g*

um. I'd respond but uh, I think you want your journal clean. Well. Not that it is clean, but you know what I mean. ;)