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[themeletor]

so, just earlier this evening, and regarding Don/Charlie WIPs, I had said:

but then again, the [Eppes] boys are like.
you know how Jack and James have this thing where you put them in a room with the thorough intent of porn and they just stand there snarking at each other until like, somebody trips and they land on the bed and fuck?
it's pretty much the same thing, but with wangst and flashbacks.

but then, fortunately -- since I was in MSN chat with phurie_dae and __dtrain -- Zorro!Don and Highwayman!Charlie made themselves known.

Mel says:
.:: shakes fist at the brothers eppes ::.
Phurie says:
For some reason that screams for a Brothers Grimm crossover.
If only to get the boys in medieval gear and armour.
Mel says:
halloween party?
Phurie says:
YES PLEASE.
Bonus points if you get one or both of them on a horse.
Laura says:
don dressed as zorro
Mel says:
AFF
Phurie says:
Please excuse me while my head explodes from the hot.
DON WITH SWORD.
Mel says:
HIGHWAYMAN CHARLIE.
Phurie says:
And scabbard.
Because, you know, holster type things.
Phurie says:
WITH A HAT!
Laura says:
oh my brain totally went to kinky roleplay sex.
what is with them and kinky roleplay sex in my head lately?
Mel says:
well here's the thing. there's an FBI halloween party, and also a CalSci faculty party
so
The Brothers Grimm could attend one
and Zorro and the Highwayman could attend the other
Phurie says:
Eeeexcellent
And they can poke each other with...swords...Look, that sentence started out with a literal meaning.
Mel says:
*has become very, very visually attached to highwayman!Charlie and his flouncy hat and tight breeches and tall boots and COAT and NECKCLOTH ABABAB*
Laura says:
ahahahhahaahahaaa
Mel says:
*will never, ever, ever read The Highwayman the same way*
*also, Amita != Bess*
...
FUCK, NO, THE THING IS PLOTTING ITSELF
Laura says:
hahaha
Phurie says:
Join me in my slavery! That damn Batman fic won't shut up.
Mel says:
see. ok. Charlie and Amita go to the faculty masquerade together, yes?
Laura says:
mmhm?
Mel says:
and in their unending quest to not make EVERYTHING BETWEEN THEM ABOUT WORK, they very consciously dress as English dept. people literary characters.
i.e. The Highwayman and Bess.
Don crashes the party.
as Zorro.
Laura says:
heeeeeeteheheheeee
Phurie says:
*sinks blissfully into her happy place*
Mel says:
the highwayman ditches his True Love Bess and winds up with a completely destroyed costume because of *course* Don's sword isn't fake.
and that's ... I think my brain's officially dead now.
Laura says:
guuuuuuuh.
Mel says:
.:: puts that near the top of the SuperSnacks queue ::.
Laura says:
heee
Phurie says:
...How much deeper into hell would I sink if I added THAT to my painting list?
Laura says:
OMGOMGOMGOMG
Laura says:
ababababab
Phurie says:
Oh heck, I can make it look cute and innocent.
Mel says:
deep enough that you'd have the best of company
Mel says:
Louisa? Kittens.
Phurie says:
...Yes, fine.
Mel says:
.:: LOVES THE KITTENS SO DAMN MUCH, HOWEVER ::.
Phurie says:
Well, you know...Charlie pinned to the wall with Don's sword could LOOK like innocent play fighting between brothers.
Laura says:
guuuuh
Mel says:
ABABABABBABABBABABBABABAB
*well and TRULY dead*
and Don is looking at pinned!Charlie all smug
where by smug I mean FUCKING HOT, OMG.
Laura says:
omgomgomogmoad </brain function>
Phurie says:
And Charlie has that "Don...are you kidding or..." little nervous half grin on his face.
Mel says:
Charlie's neckloth is all untucked and flustered
Phurie says:
I think I forgot how to think.
Mel says:
Don's holding Charlie's hat in one hand, and the other one's playing with his empty scabbard
Phurie says:
How is he holding his sword then?
Oh, um...
Mel says:
and he's got that predatory "I've been kicking asses and taking names for YEARS" look on his face
it's stuck in the wall, through the shoulder of Charlie's coat.
Phurie says:
PERFECT
Mel says:
and Charlie is suddenly very uncomfortable on a multitude of planes.
Laura says:
ahahaha planes
Phurie says:
Math pun :D
Mel says:
He kind of wishes Don would take off the zorro mask, though (and I am so writing chatporn right now, wtf!)
Laura says:
chatporn?
Phurie says:
Shhh! Don't break her stride! She's writing us porn!
Laura says:
yay porn!
Phurie says:
INSTANT porn
Mel says:
so Charlie's hands twitch, and his fingers brush against the doe-skin breeches, and Don's just. totally not saying anything, and Charlie can't tell if he's really angry, or just really hot
Laura says:
mmmmm.
Mel says:
and Charlie has to return the costume, so he should probably be more worried about the sword through his coat. but ... he's pretty much not.
Laura says:
hehehe
Phurie says:
I totally love you.
I'm also trying really hard not to implode from the squee.
Mel says:
he does consider making a quick calculation of what he'll owe the costume place when the night is over, but then Don takes off the black mask and tosses Charlie's hat somewhere behind him and just. *attacks* Charlie, who still hasn't found solid footing after getting pinned to the wall like a massive beetle and totally isn't going to any time soon.
Phurie says:
...fucking hell.
Laura says:
mmmmmmmmmm.
Mel says:
and Charlie says "How did you get here?" and Don says "I saw the card on your desk," and that's all they say. a little voice in the back of Charlie's mind tells him that he maybe should be wondering why Don had been in his office looking for him, but if Don's not going to bring it up then neither is Charlie.
And they've got about three more bad physics jokes before Larry starts looking for an escape, e.g. Charlie
Laura says:
ahahahaa
Phurie says:
:D
Mel says:
And Don's ... dressed like Zorro. open black shirt, *leather* pants, which are less accurate but really, who cares?
Laura says:
ABABABABABABA LEATHER
Phurie says:
OMG thighs
Mel says:
so anyway, Don's really fucking hot and Charlie definitely thinks he *shouldn't* be pulling away, but he is, and he's just. giving Charlie a good, long look.
because Charlie, of course, is in the "breeches of brown doe-skin" and the "coat of the claret velvet" and the boots up to the thigh, all of which was damned expensive and hard to fit but *worth it*, apparently
and the lace neckcloth? is really starting to piss him off.
***Laura has left the conversation.***
Mel says:
so he reaches up and tugs at it, and the sword scrapes slightly against his shoulder, and I am just going to keep writing this because if I stop now I won't forgive myself, so I apologize in advance for the possible annoyance
Phurie says:
Are you kidding me? Stop and I'll stab YOU with a sword.
Mel says:
yes ma'am
Mel says:
anyway the sword scrapes his shoulder, which on the one hand freaks him out a little but on the other hand is, right now, just also really hot, so he shivers and Don kisses him again
and unties the neckcloth.
and then he undoes Charlie's breeches and drops to his knees, and he's just -- they should be getting in *so much* trouble for this, from so many different people and principles and Higher Powers, but that's always the case, and that never changes it.
Phurie says:
asdfghjklGUH
Mel says:
and Don's just, so damn good, and he *knows* Charlie, which has got to be cheating on some level, but that's totally -- if Don wants to cheat, this is one time Charlie's not going to hold it against him.
and Charlie has a really hard time remembering he's not supposed to scream; hell, he has a really hard time remembering his own *name*, but he remembers Don's, and he bites it hard between his teeth.
and then Don re-fastens Charlie's breeches, and kisses him, and tastes like sex and heat and citrus punch, and he takes his sword out of the wall and puts it back in his scabbard.
and Charlie reaches for him, but they can both hear Larry and Amita talking about the whole Pluto thing and nearing their position, so Don ties the mask around his head, and winks, and pulls a very Zorro disappearing act past Larry and Amita down the hallway into the crowd.
leaving Charlie to pick up his hat from the floor, and to explain the distinctive hole in his costume coat.
.:: takes bow; falls over ::.
Phurie says:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*chatporngasms*

I am such a very bad person. .:: buffs nails ::. .:: cites Noyes' The Highwayman ::.

Comments

[jobiegirl6.livejournal.com]

Phurie says:
I think I forgot how to think.


Took the words RIGHT out of my mouth.
I'm actually just taking a break from watching season 2 numb3rs to check my fpage, so this was nice.

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

heeeeeee. I'm happy to entertain :)

hooray for S2! Charlie's hair gets to be such a mess :p

[jaredsexual.livejournal.com]

ohhhh yummy mental images. gah.

and yeah, ok, i can't stop watching that damn commercial. D:

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

IKNOES. so yummy. Charlie's so got the highwayman build-- .:: wants to see him in a frock coat, dammit!! ::.

Rob Morrow voice porn. yes. mm.

[jaredsexual.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahahaha. he totally does. o.o

gaaah. *watches again*

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

Don't know the characters, but damn that's hot ;-)

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

heee. thank you :p