this is not what I ought to be writing this week for about a bajillion different reasons.

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__dtrain, I'm sorry I didn't write in more porn.

Title: Baby, It's Cold Outside
Fandom: Numb3rs x Northern Exposure
Pairing: Don/Joel
Rating: Mature for adult sexual content. And language! And crack :D
Length: 2,350 words
Summary: Joel closed the door. "This is … this is really … weird."
Warnings: Never piss off a moose? Also, possible Rob Morrow Overload.
Disclaimer: Neither of these shows are mine. And there was much rejoicing.
Notes: The usual suspects, __dtrain and phurie_dae listened to me yammer about this and let me spam them. jobiegirl6 and shrieking_ell also got in on the game. You're all fantastic!
AND HEY. If you want the first four episodes of Northern Exposure all in one 700-MB .avi, I've got that here. It was kind of an accident.

( DON IS REALLY HOT AND JOEL IS A DORKFACE THE END )



ALSO, captain_molly, thank you so much for the paid time, and the icons, and the mistletoe! .:: smooches ::. you're such a sweetheart :)