i'm cooking the veggies and valuing myself! (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
themeletor) wrote2005-10-03 05:44 am
themeletor) wrote2005-10-03 05:44 am
Drink-and-Dial v. "macadamia nut w/ sugar"
It has come to my attention that someone may in fact have to give me a crash course on dating. You know, simple things like "get the stick out of your ass," "you can eat things that aren't french onion soup," "yes, he is looking at your corset," and "check your voicemail"...
...Actually, in that line, "upon checking your voicemail at 4:30 Monday morning and finding a message from 6:45 Friday night, do not call and make a ridiculous dork of yourself a la leaving a message that only a brain on far too little sleep and too many cups of coffee could comprehend...
-- ok, really, just "check your voicemail".
I am retarded.
...Actually, in that line, "upon checking your voicemail at 4:30 Monday morning and finding a message from 6:45 Friday night, do not call and make a ridiculous dork of yourself a la leaving a message that only a brain on far too little sleep and too many cups of coffee could comprehend...
-- ok, really, just "check your voicemail".
I am retarded.