i'm cooking the veggies and valuing myself! (
themeletor) wrote2006-05-01 03:25 am
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where all the babbling run-on sentences get together and throw a party
you guys? I just had a startling and strange revelation and I'm not sure where it came from because I'm writing about Dickinson for one paper and Victorian fairies (the magical kind, and also Oscar Wilde) for the other one, but anyway, this is the thought that came to me when I've been up much too late and:
House is totally a father figure thing to Cameron.
...only, more vaguely than I stated it and anyway I don't think either of them are aware of it and Cameron's DEFINITELY not aware of it but anyway they should therefore not have sex.
thereforeTHEREFORE, writers need to stopwedging it into the episodes hinting at it because that's like taking the train of character-interactions-thus-far-in-the-series and swapping the tracks and making it turn way too fast than makes sense in a direction that makes all the other traincars go "WHAT?" and is probably going to end in a crash, or the train going off a cliff, or something.
yeah, and y'all thought this "WHAT? FOREMAN'S ACTUALLY NOT A TEDDY BEAR?" thing was bad.
the preceeding can be considered evidence for why mel should not make posts at 3:30 in the morning, especially on her public journal.
[ETA: I think my banana just squeaked. what the hell.]
House is totally a father figure thing to Cameron.
...only, more vaguely than I stated it and anyway I don't think either of them are aware of it and Cameron's DEFINITELY not aware of it but anyway they should therefore not have sex.
thereforeTHEREFORE, writers need to stop
yeah, and y'all thought this "WHAT? FOREMAN'S ACTUALLY NOT A TEDDY BEAR?" thing was bad.
the preceeding can be considered evidence for why mel should not make posts at 3:30 in the morning, especially on her public journal.
[ETA: I think my banana just squeaked. what the hell.]
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[Stupid bananas.]
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plus, you know, wilson would be pissed. mmhm. pissed oncologists are no fun.
and your 3:30 a.m. posts are teh funneh. :D
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Um. Maybe it's protesting against you juggling its fellow fruit.
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Crpa. I think House and Cameron have seriously invented this brand new, twistedly wonderful relation ship dynamic and that's why nobody seems to be able to pin it down.
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As for C/H, I think the crash might be kind of fun to watch. :oP