so, you know, this is just the way it is.

[themeletor]

sometimes, you're working on number theory, and you just have to take a break and type up the ridiculous conversation that David and Colby were having in the back of your head while you were trying to prove Gauss's generalization of Wilson's theorem (which, in case anyone's wondering, I totally can't do).


This is 1, Colby/Edgerton mature for porn. There's not actually a 2, yet, yanno, finished, but there're about … 3 lines of it and a mental image lurking around? And the only reason this is 1.5 is because it chronologically has to be after 2 (I think. Mayyybe. At least after 1, for definite). And also because it's maybe about half a fic, max. I mean, it's just dialogue; what do you want? -- ANYWAY, it would appear that, um … Colby had a lot of sex during the premiere. And obviously some of that was with David, because they're just the boyfriendiest ever. ♥

"So. Edgerton, huh?"

"What? What are you talking about?"

"Come on. You think I can't tell when you get laid?"

"Dude. That's kind of weird."

"Yeah, okay. It sounded less weird before I said it."

"Uh-huh."

"So how far did you go?"

"Sorry, man. I don't kiss and tell."

"That's bullshit, Granger. I've heard all the nasty details about everyone you slept with in the past year. Hell, I was half of those people."

"Okay, yeah. But…"

"But…"

"I don't want to talk about it, okay?"

"Yeah, you do. You're just itching to tell anyone who will listen about how you had hot bathroom sex with your army-school crush."

"Fuck you, Sinclair."

"Later. Right now, you gotta dish."

"I hope Hoyle calls, and I hope it's about grenades, and I hope they send you in there and the apartment blows up and you die."

"You'd cry yourself to sleep."

"Yeah, you got me. I'm still not telling you anything."

"I can wait."

"Bite me."

"Dude, do you set yourself up for these things on purpose?"

"It's not like I've got anything better to do."

"Not until recently, anyway. … Hey, man! This is expensive technology!"

"Yeah? Must be why I hit you instead of it."

…

"Colby, don't think that I'm complaining or anything, but what the Hell are you doing?"

"Show and tell."

Comments

[jaredsexual.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG OMG *DIES*

that's some srsly funny fucking shit. ohmans. HEART.

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

you're just trying to encourage me not to write any more Colby/Edgerton, because then I might get hooked on Edgerton and have to write Charlie/Edgerton and then your Don-muse would go berserkers. :p

Colby and David are quite a lot of love, though *g*

[jaredsexual.livejournal.com]

. . .

*don!muse twitches*

er. yeah. *cough*

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

Oh, Colby, you sweet unrepentant WHORE.

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

*giggle* he is! .:: loves Colby ::.

[phurie-dae.livejournal.com]

LOVEYOUSOMUCH!

*schemes to make you write even more Colbysex*

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

ALL your fault. REALLY. (thankyou<3)

please, scheme away.

[shrieking-ell.livejournal.com]

*show and tell* Dies laughing. But still hot. You win at funny!hot!Colby.

(And yes. David/Colby may well be my OTP here. Although after tonight, Charlie/Larry will probably be the first thing i actually, you know, write...)

So what does a girl have to do around here to get a Numb3rs icon? With Colby? or maybe Larry? or Larry and Charlie?

*is lost*

*blames you*

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

I totally don't take credit; Colby!muse brings all the funny/hot to the table and all I have to do is write it down.

(DAVID AND COLBY ARE MARRIED. ♥ but of course you'd write Larry and Charlie. -- ELLFIC, YAY! .:: bounces all around ::. )

... threaten to write fic, basically. I'll see what I can do *g*

[leda_speaks.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA! That is *awesome.* I have a big dopey grin right now.

Would it be okay if I friended you? I cannot miss stuff this good.

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

hooray! I'm glad it had the desired effect. thank you.

friend away! I'm thrilled to have you along! :D