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i'm cooking the veggies and valuing myself! ([personal profile] themeletor) wrote2006-12-14 08:50 pm

it's up to your knees out there

so wow, everyone on my friendslist (that I've read) today wasn't lying; these update boxes actually are different. I'm a little bit boggled, and I don't like change. but ok! I can deal!

anyhow, here's the thing. this afternoon, [livejournal.com profile] __dtrain mentioned a certain fondness for (and desire to see): Don, Joel, and handcuffs.

this evening, I needed a break from studying.
and [livejournal.com profile] phurie_dae was available to get spammed at.

in conclusion, yay, speedporn!



[takes place in the naked doppelganger (TM phurie_dae) place.]



"Sex should be wildunfetteredlike snatching life from the jaws of death."

Don's handcuffs rattled against Joel's headboard. Joel twitched and watched Don prowling around the room. He was searching for something. He visually scoured every surface, then grabbed his pants and turned the pockets inside out. Then he did the same with Joel's and with both their coats. Then he did it again. Smoke may or may not have been coming off his bare skin, and the fresh bandage around his thigh contrasted with warm, pale gold.

"Hey, fed?"

"What?" Don growled, definitely steeping the word 'frustration' in double entendre. Joel looked up at his cuffed wrists, shook them, then looked back at Don.

"You stuck the key under the pillow."

"Thanks, doc." Don grabbed the key and unlocked the handcuffs even as he pounced. "Now roll over."


[p.p.s. sorry honey, no table, just a bed; maybe next time ;-)]

[identity profile] abrabacon-trask.livejournal.com 2006-12-15 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I lu-hu-hu-huv that episode! Nice inspiration there! I can *hear* Joel in his slightly nasal, self-satisfied voice saying the line about the key - awesome!

[identity profile] meletor-et-al.livejournal.com 2006-12-15 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
me, too. not only has it got Joel being adorable-dorky-sexy, but O'Connell in her little black dress! getting all flustered! *also gets flustered*

and yes -- Joel's a brat. but a naked brat in handcuffs! I think next time Don should leave him locked up on purpose.