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i'm cooking the veggies and valuing myself! ([personal profile] themeletor) wrote2005-04-29 10:18 am

.::snaps fingers::. darn.

To the newborn cheerleading squad (gag me with a spoon, we have a cheerleading squad):

If you're going to post signs for 'poms practice' do not photocopy them on royal blue paper with 80% darkness -- I will read 'porns practice'.

Thank you.

(on the other hand, if the lot of you ever do schedule a porns practice, my inbox is just inside the senior room; please drop me a note.)

[identity profile] elessil.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
Porn's practice - tonight on Yahoo? *grin*

[identity profile] shrieking-ell.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
So when are tryouts for the pornwriting squad? I've been practicing my routine for days...

[identity profile] meletor-et-al.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
We're always seeing auditions.

...You might have to prepare a few different routines, though, as one is hardly enough from which to make a... thoughtful... decision *snort*

[identity profile] ima-pseudonym.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be fooled! It could be pom-themed porn. *shudder*

[identity profile] meletor-et-al.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yes um. This seems to be a recurring issue of mine... -- I read that, on first scan, as "porn-themed porn".

...metaporn?

Porn On Porn!



...which, then again, just sounds like an alternate title for "Two Porns in a Bed".

[identity profile] migraine.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's not too hard to predict just which girls would be interested in porns practice at this school, and I assure you that Haycock'd be one of them.

[identity profile] meletor-et-al.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
EW! No BA porns practice.

Or maybe... a sekkrit porns practice, with selected entries only? The Intrascholastic Porns Invite? Hmmm...

(Anonymous) 2005-04-29 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't know who you are, but i'm assuming you go to ba, if you know how irritating haycock is.

[identity profile] lolita-stardust.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
funnily enough, after I skimmed past this post to find the begining of today's friendlist I also thought it said porn. coupled with the word "cheerleading" and it being one of your posts, I then created a rather upsetting mental image of Gillette all got up with pigtails and pompoms.

which I'm now starting to like a little more than is healthy.


see the effect you have on my brain? you eeeeeeefil! :-)

[identity profile] tiggothy.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
a rather upsetting mental image of Gillette all got up with pigtails and pompoms
Oh, but Will would have to be part of the squad too... ;-)

[identity profile] shrieking-ell.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
And Bosun is going to lead the rival squad yhat is going to kick all their a$$es with their sexxy pirate moves!

Bring it on!

[identity profile] meletor-et-al.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Will would be the annoying B-squad captain who thinks (s)he's aaall that (*snap*) and can't believe that carrot-topped pasty whore made A-squad, because (s)he's obviously so much prettier.

[identity profile] lolita-stardust.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
absolutely he would, but M? she hates the Bloom, so it was Gillette that got the pigtails.

Will would be the one at the top of the pyramid, the little dinky one that always gets flung around and stuff.

[identity profile] meletor-et-al.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know... I still like the image as him as the B-squad bitch, personally.

[identity profile] lolita-stardust.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
absolutely he would, but M? she hates the Bloom, so it was Gillette that got the pigtails.

Will would be the one at the top of the pyramid, the little dinky one that always gets flung around and stuff.

[identity profile] meletor-et-al.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahahahah.

That's so theatreverse Gillette.

- Two! Four! Six! Eight!
- Oh balls, he's gotten into the strawberry lipgloss again.


.::snickers::. I'm sorry; that was entirely uncalled for and not my place.

[identity profile] lolita-stardust.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
my theatreverse, or yours?


y'know I have yet to find my Gillette in theatreverse, but you may be on to something. except we don't have cheerleaders over here (too cold, no one has tans) so he'd have to be...oh wait, no this is going to be good and also bad

*frantically opens MS Word*

I'll see you in a few hours..... hehehe

[identity profile] tiggothy.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
OoooooooooOOOOOO *squeeeeee*

*bounces with anticipation*

[identity profile] meletor-et-al.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
yours, clearly.

oooooooh... hee!! .::giggles shiftily::.

(Anonymous) 2005-04-29 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
so i'm NOT the only one that had a hard time reading that!!! *whew* i thought i needed to get my contacts changed or something. i think i'd rather take cyanide or something-it would be quicker than suffocation by a spoon.
~Mary~

[identity profile] tiggothy.livejournal.com 2005-04-30 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... I think perhaps M got her words mixed up & it should have read "gag them with a spoon".

After all, I don't think any of us would like to be without our M...