.::snaps fingers::. darn.

[themeletor]

To the newborn cheerleading squad (gag me with a spoon, we have a cheerleading squad):

If you're going to post signs for 'poms practice' do not photocopy them on royal blue paper with 80% darkness -- I will read 'porns practice'.

Thank you.

(on the other hand, if the lot of you ever do schedule a porns practice, my inbox is just inside the senior room; please drop me a note.)

Comments

[elessil.livejournal.com]

Porn's practice - tonight on Yahoo? *grin*

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

Okay!

hee

[shrieking-ell.livejournal.com]

So when are tryouts for the pornwriting squad? I've been practicing my routine for days...

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

We're always seeing auditions.

...You might have to prepare a few different routines, though, as one is hardly enough from which to make a... thoughtful... decision *snort*

[ima-pseudonym.livejournal.com]

Don't be fooled! It could be pom-themed porn. *shudder*

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

Yes um. This seems to be a recurring issue of mine... -- I read that, on first scan, as "porn-themed porn".

...metaporn?

Porn On Porn!



...which, then again, just sounds like an alternate title for "Two Porns in a Bed".

[migraine.livejournal.com]

It's not too hard to predict just which girls would be interested in porns practice at this school, and I assure you that Haycock'd be one of them.

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

EW! No BA porns practice.

Or maybe... a sekkrit porns practice, with selected entries only? The Intrascholastic Porns Invite? Hmmm...

[(Anonymous)]

i don't know who you are, but i'm assuming you go to ba, if you know how irritating haycock is.

[lolita-stardust.livejournal.com]

funnily enough, after I skimmed past this post to find the begining of today's friendlist I also thought it said porn. coupled with the word "cheerleading" and it being one of your posts, I then created a rather upsetting mental image of Gillette all got up with pigtails and pompoms.

which I'm now starting to like a little more than is healthy.


see the effect you have on my brain? you eeeeeeefil! :-)

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

a rather upsetting mental image of Gillette all got up with pigtails and pompoms
Oh, but Will would have to be part of the squad too... ;-)

[shrieking-ell.livejournal.com]

And Bosun is going to lead the rival squad yhat is going to kick all their a$$es with their sexxy pirate moves!

Bring it on!

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

Will would be the annoying B-squad captain who thinks (s)he's aaall that (*snap*) and can't believe that carrot-topped pasty whore made A-squad, because (s)he's obviously so much prettier.

[lolita-stardust.livejournal.com]

absolutely he would, but M? she hates the Bloom, so it was Gillette that got the pigtails.

Will would be the one at the top of the pyramid, the little dinky one that always gets flung around and stuff.

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

I don't know... I still like the image as him as the B-squad bitch, personally.

[lolita-stardust.livejournal.com]

absolutely he would, but M? she hates the Bloom, so it was Gillette that got the pigtails.

Will would be the one at the top of the pyramid, the little dinky one that always gets flung around and stuff.

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

ahahahahah.

That's so theatreverse Gillette.

- Two! Four! Six! Eight!
- Oh balls, he's gotten into the strawberry lipgloss again.

.::snickers::. I'm sorry; that was entirely uncalled for and not my place.

[lolita-stardust.livejournal.com]

my theatreverse, or yours?


y'know I have yet to find my Gillette in theatreverse, but you may be on to something. except we don't have cheerleaders over here (too cold, no one has tans) so he'd have to be...oh wait, no this is going to be good and also bad

*frantically opens MS Word*

I'll see you in a few hours..... hehehe

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

OoooooooooOOOOOO *squeeeeee*

*bounces with anticipation*

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

yours, clearly.

oooooooh... hee!! .::giggles shiftily::.

[(Anonymous)]

so i'm NOT the only one that had a hard time reading that!!! *whew* i thought i needed to get my contacts changed or something. i think i'd rather take cyanide or something-it would be quicker than suffocation by a spoon.
~Mary~

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I think perhaps M got her words mixed up & it should have read "gag them with a spoon".

After all, I don't think any of us would like to be without our M...