.::snaps fingers::. darn.

[themeletor]

To the newborn cheerleading squad (gag me with a spoon, we have a cheerleading squad):

If you're going to post signs for 'poms practice' do not photocopy them on royal blue paper with 80% darkness -- I will read 'porns practice'.

Thank you.

(on the other hand, if the lot of you ever do schedule a porns practice, my inbox is just inside the senior room; please drop me a note.)

Comments

[elessil.livejournal.com]

Porn's practice - tonight on Yahoo? *grin*

[ima-pseudonym.livejournal.com]

Don't be fooled! It could be pom-themed porn. *shudder*

[migraine.livejournal.com]

It's not too hard to predict just which girls would be interested in porns practice at this school, and I assure you that Haycock'd be one of them.

[lolita-stardust.livejournal.com]

funnily enough, after I skimmed past this post to find the begining of today's friendlist I also thought it said porn. coupled with the word "cheerleading" and it being one of your posts, I then created a rather upsetting mental image of Gillette all got up with pigtails and pompoms.

which I'm now starting to like a little more than is healthy.


see the effect you have on my brain? you eeeeeeefil! :-)

[(Anonymous)]

so i'm NOT the only one that had a hard time reading that!!! *whew* i thought i needed to get my contacts changed or something. i think i'd rather take cyanide or something-it would be quicker than suffocation by a spoon.
~Mary~