Tigg and I?
Aug. 8th, 2005 03:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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meletor_et_al: and there goes Harry noticing Malfoy's complexion and weight loss again... I'm sorry. I don't actually Potterslash, but this is too easy, and too many people around me are rampant H/D. O.o >.<[02:19]
meletor_et_al: .::stfus and reads::.[02:20]
tiggothy: *giggles* great, ain't it? I nearly fell off the sofa at the "Harry wondered if he was becoming obsessed with Draco" bit :D…
[03:04]
meletor_et_al: ...though she needs to stop with the drag!CrabbeandGoyle references.[03:04]
meletor_et_al: that's just creepy.[03:04]
tiggothy: *giggle* maybe it's her otp :p[03:04]
meletor_et_al: sheCrabbe and sheGoyle?[03:04]
meletor_et_al: we've discovered Rowling's dirtylittlesecret.[03:04]
tiggothy: ok, now I've scared myself O.o really _shouldn't_ let my mind go down paths like that...[03:05]
meletor_et_al: she's a closet genderfuck femmeslasher with a thing for mindless oafs in robes?[03:05]
tiggothy: ...although really it's an OT3 because of Draco[03:05]
tiggothy: *snigger*[03:05]
meletor_et_al: OT4. Harry's obsessed.[03:05]
meletor_et_al: remember?[03:05]
tiggothy: sorry, I forgot :p[03:06]
meletor_et_al: ...this is madness entire, you realize.[03:06]
meletor_et_al: we're both on some special kind of crack right now...[03:06]
tiggothy: it's straight from the book! :o[03:06]
meletor_et_al: straight? HARDLY.…
[03:09]
meletor_et_al: ok. so my eyes land on this sentence as I turn back to the book: The battle still raged inside his head: Ginny or Ron?[03:10]
meletor_et_al: o.O kinky[03:10]
tiggothy: *snigger* why not both, Harry? And Draco too?[03:10]
tiggothy: you know, we should so post this 8snigger*[03:10]
meletor_et_al: well, there's the whole moderate incest thing, with Ginny...[03:10]
meletor_et_al: but I suppose so long as they weren't all in a bed...[03:10]
meletor_et_al: or, were, say, buffered.[03:10]
tiggothy: would there be a bed big enough? O.o[03:11]
tiggothy: *snerk*[03:11]
meletor_et_al: by... erm. other bodies?[03:11]
tiggothy: *swats mental images away*[03:11]
tiggothy: you know, Draco-muse is smirking like I've not seen him do in ages at this...[03:11]
meletor_et_al: and Gin and Ron accidentally meet eyes... and TOTALLY FREAK THE HELL OUT[03:12]
meletor_et_al: didn't Draco want to infiltrate Gotham at some point, too? *muzzy*[03:12]
tiggothy: Well, Harry's calming Ron, which leaves Ginny to Draco... god, he looks like he's loving this...[03:12]
tiggothy: no, he accidentally apparated on the outskirts and got picked up & sent to Arkham... *nods*[03:12]
meletor_et_al: OMG SIRIUS GORDON.[03:13]
meletor_et_al: CROSSOVER POINT, BLAMMO![03:13]
meletor_et_al: (oh my GOD I'm SICK)[03:13]
meletor_et_al: .::faceplants::.[03:13]
meletor_et_al: .::several times::.[03:13]
tiggothy: it was after he'd accidentally apparated to port Royal as well. he's not having a good time of it, really..[03:13]
tiggothy: *sniggers about Sirius/Gordon*[03:13]
meletor_et_al: does Gordon drop by to point and laugh?[03:13]
meletor_et_al: and call him a ferret?[03:14]
tiggothy: maybe... I think it was gordon who took his wand off him...[03:14]
meletor_et_al: o.o[03:14]
meletor_et_al: wand is a four-letter word in this state of mind...[03:14]
meletor_et_al: >.<[03:14]
tiggothy: ...so that he's totally defenceless against Crane[03:14]
tiggothy: *snerk*[03:14]
meletor_et_al: seriously? major insane crossover orgy time.[03:15]
tiggothy: it often is in my head... there's just not really enough space for them all...[03:15]
meletor_et_al: and if anyone argues, there are two choices. a patented Batman asskicking, and/or getting drugged up and chained down by Crazy Crane.[03:16]
tiggothy: or both, but only if they ask nicely ;)[03:16]
meletor_et_al: also, [03:16]
tiggothy: Ron is looking _scared_, but then I think this is the first time he's seen inside my head... Harry's maybe been here once before...[03:17]
tiggothy: ...actually, I think Ron & Harry are just taking the opportunity to cling to each other :p[03:17]
meletor_et_al: awww so cute[03:17]
tiggothy: *giggles about Gordon*[03:18]
meletor_et_al: ahahahahah Harry just asked Batman if he's an animagus, or a werebat.[03:18]
meletor_et_al: *facepalm* dork.[03:19]
tiggothy: *snerk* *pets Harry*[03:19]
tiggothy: poor thing doesn't really know much about the real world, does he?[03:19]
meletor_et_al: and [03:19]
meletor_et_al: "...or... I mean..."[03:20]
tiggothy: *giggle*[03:20]
meletor_et_al: ok, everybody give [03:20]
meletor_et_al: ...hypocrites.[03:20]
tiggothy: *giggles more*[03:20]
tiggothy: *gets a funny look from Crane-muse*[03:23]
meletor_et_al: why's Crane giving you a funny look? it's not like HE doesn't wake up tied to random pieces of furniture around Wayne Manor and/or the Batcave...[03:24]
tiggothy: the amount I was giggling, it was an "am I going to have to find a straightjacket for you as well?" look[03:24]
meletor_et_al: pfft.[03:25]
meletor_et_al: Crane, shut up. you scream like a girl when tazered.[03:25]
tiggothy: I know, but at least it was one of his sexy-weary looks :)[03:25]
tiggothy: *snigger* now he's scowling & threatening to leave... [03:25]
meletor_et_al: as opposed to his sexy-anythingelseever looks?[03:26]
tiggothy: ...hang on, didn't he turn up here with _no_ encouragemant whatsoever, just because he saw the young 'uns?[03:26]
meletor_et_al: dirty old man.[03:26]
tiggothy: (I was specifying the particular brand of sexy-look)[03:26]
tiggothy: *giggles* He says Gordon's older[03:27]
meletor_et_al: Gordon says he's got a family history.[03:27]
meletor_et_al: oops, wrong world.[03:27]
tiggothy: Harry's looking scared, so's Ron... Ginny's looking disturbingly interested... O.o[03:28]
meletor_et_al: when'd Ginny get there?[03:28]
meletor_et_al: o.o[03:28]
tiggothy: she was in the bed at the beginning![03:28]
meletor_et_al: oh. forgot about that.[03:28]
tiggothy: with Harry & Ron & Draco![03:28]
tiggothy: lol[03:28]
tiggothy: you've gotta pay attention when there's crazy-muses about :p[03:29]
meletor_et_al: I never pay attention.[03:29]
meletor_et_al: ever.[03:29]
tiggothy: fair enough... are you suffieciently distracted from your book again now? ;)(warning for insanity, multiplicity, rampant crossovers, and general guttermindedness. involves Harry Potter and Batman Begins. NO I HAVE NOT FINISHED HP YET. Page 520)
