you can't do that with a tiffany lamp!

Aw. *huggles* Don't be sad! Because if you're sad, then I'm sad, and I can't write my ficathon piece, and then I'll get really pissed at you, and not speak for three whole days, and THE WORLD WILL END!

.....

Or you will be slapped with a fish. Trout or carp, your choice.