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themeletor[02:52] GarnetPalomino: I am going to fill out this meme and probably be the GIRLIEST ONE on my ENTIRE GODDAMN FLIST
[02:53] GarnetPalomino: and you know what? I will be proud of it. muah.
01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP?
Right now? Not a bit.
02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON?
If I'm going out, I'll do the basics -- sometimes. And if I'm going out... well, there's no telling what I'll do. If I'm staying in the house / dragging my butt through school, I may not change out of my pajama pants.
03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY?
A lot if I want it to, hardly any time if I don't.
04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS?
No. If I put something on my lips, it's going to be lipstick.
05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD?
What lipgloss? My stain topcoat smells like vanilla cake, does that count?
06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE?
Yes. It's absurdly tiny and carries THE KNOWN WORLD. Contained wormhole sold separately, some assembly required. The strap is broken so I have to wedge it under my arm and prop it against my ribcage.
07. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Black. With pink flowers. *grin*
08. HAVE PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SPEND $400 ON A PURSE LOST THEIR MINDS? WHAT ABOUT $4000?
$400, I could see. Good quality purses are important. .::eyes broken strap::. $4000? That's sick.
09. DO YOU HAVE A COACH BAG?
No but we bought shares of Coach for the Stock Market Game in eighth grade.
10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUITTON?
Here's where I admit I actually didn't know this was misspelt.
11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE?
One. A replacement for my first purse, which was stolen at church.
12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH?
Yes, but I peel it off within 3-5 hours.
13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE?
Never. That stuff (spa-like; other people touching me) creeps me out.
14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES?
See above. I do my own, though, sometimes (rarely), and with much half-assery.
15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES?
13, 14.
16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO?
No.
17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?
I haven't had it cut for 4 years. I don't remember. Friend of the family?
18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?
Yes. Red. Never quite the same shade.
19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR?
No.
20. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES?
I have 5 pair of black pumps. Let's leave it at that.
21. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?
My pink canvas sneakers that actually are 4-inch wedges.
22. CAN YOU FATHOM SPENDING $400 ON A PAIR OF SHOES?
Yes. When I'm rich and famous, you know.
23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE?
Mmhm.
24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER?
Walk, dance, run, and everything else. I still fall over, but it's not because of the heels.
25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES?
Here, there, TJ Maxx... I haven't bought new clothes in a long time.
26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK?
Comics! Only that's more bi-weekly, nowadays.
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE?
Barnes and Noble.
28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND?
Nothing; Ipoach sit and read and don't buy browse.
29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR?
No.
30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS?
There are trends? I have a vague idea of what everyone else seems to think looks cute at any given time, and sometimes I try that look for a change.
31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES?
No. They're small, somewhat rectangular, silvery pale blue, and I always lose them.
32. HAVE YOU PUNCHED HOLES IN YOUR EARS AS A CONVENIENT PLACE TO HANG JEWELRY?
No, I had them punched in my ears as a convenient way for me to rip my earlobes off. But yes. I never seem to have any earrings on hand, though.
33. HOW ABOUT OTHER PLACES?
Not on purpose. I've always wondered about a small nose stud, though, and/or belly button piercing.
34. YOU REALIZE YOU LOSE GIRLY-GIRL POINTS FOR THAT LAST QUESTION, RIGHT?
K.
35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE?
No idea. None that I can find and wear.
36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS?
I miss my big silver whore-earrings (hoops that doubled as bracelets).
37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS?
No more than I have pants.
38. DO YOU OWN ANY PRICEY SKIN CARE PRODUCTS?
I'm assuming this is non-prescription.
39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE?
No.
40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH?
YES I CAN. And I'm proud of it.
41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER?
Not offstage.
42. CAN YOU CHANGE A SPARE TIRE?
Oh dear sweet lord no.
43. WOULD YOU KNOW IF THERE WAS A SQUID ON YOUR MANIFOLD?
A who on my whatnow? Fucking car talk...
44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA?
No. I should do Pilates, though; I keep saying I will.
45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES?
*perk* Powder magazines? ...Oh. No. Well, .::points::. comics! Otherwise, no, except the ones my mom brings me to say, "You should write for them!"
[02:53] GarnetPalomino: and you know what? I will be proud of it. muah.
01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP?
Right now? Not a bit.
02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON?
If I'm going out, I'll do the basics -- sometimes. And if I'm going out... well, there's no telling what I'll do. If I'm staying in the house / dragging my butt through school, I may not change out of my pajama pants.
03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY?
A lot if I want it to, hardly any time if I don't.
04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS?
No. If I put something on my lips, it's going to be lipstick.
05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD?
What lipgloss? My stain topcoat smells like vanilla cake, does that count?
06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE?
Yes. It's absurdly tiny and carries THE KNOWN WORLD. Contained wormhole sold separately, some assembly required. The strap is broken so I have to wedge it under my arm and prop it against my ribcage.
07. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Black. With pink flowers. *grin*
08. HAVE PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SPEND $400 ON A PURSE LOST THEIR MINDS? WHAT ABOUT $4000?
$400, I could see. Good quality purses are important. .::eyes broken strap::. $4000? That's sick.
09. DO YOU HAVE A COACH BAG?
No but we bought shares of Coach for the Stock Market Game in eighth grade.
10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUITTON?
Here's where I admit I actually didn't know this was misspelt.
11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE?
One. A replacement for my first purse, which was stolen at church.
12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH?
Yes, but I peel it off within 3-5 hours.
13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE?
Never. That stuff (spa-like; other people touching me) creeps me out.
14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES?
See above. I do my own, though, sometimes (rarely), and with much half-assery.
15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES?
13, 14.
16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO?
No.
17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?
I haven't had it cut for 4 years. I don't remember. Friend of the family?
18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?
Yes. Red. Never quite the same shade.
19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR?
No.
20. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES?
I have 5 pair of black pumps. Let's leave it at that.
21. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?
My pink canvas sneakers that actually are 4-inch wedges.
22. CAN YOU FATHOM SPENDING $400 ON A PAIR OF SHOES?
Yes. When I'm rich and famous, you know.
23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE?
Mmhm.
24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER?
Walk, dance, run, and everything else. I still fall over, but it's not because of the heels.
25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES?
Here, there, TJ Maxx... I haven't bought new clothes in a long time.
26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK?
Comics! Only that's more bi-weekly, nowadays.
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE?
Barnes and Noble.
28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND?
Nothing; I
29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR?
No.
30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS?
There are trends? I have a vague idea of what everyone else seems to think looks cute at any given time, and sometimes I try that look for a change.
31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES?
No. They're small, somewhat rectangular, silvery pale blue, and I always lose them.
32. HAVE YOU PUNCHED HOLES IN YOUR EARS AS A CONVENIENT PLACE TO HANG JEWELRY?
No, I had them punched in my ears as a convenient way for me to rip my earlobes off. But yes. I never seem to have any earrings on hand, though.
33. HOW ABOUT OTHER PLACES?
Not on purpose. I've always wondered about a small nose stud, though, and/or belly button piercing.
34. YOU REALIZE YOU LOSE GIRLY-GIRL POINTS FOR THAT LAST QUESTION, RIGHT?
K.
35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE?
No idea. None that I can find and wear.
36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS?
I miss my big silver whore-earrings (hoops that doubled as bracelets).
37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS?
No more than I have pants.
38. DO YOU OWN ANY PRICEY SKIN CARE PRODUCTS?
I'm assuming this is non-prescription.
39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE?
No.
40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH?
YES I CAN. And I'm proud of it.
41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER?
Not offstage.
42. CAN YOU CHANGE A SPARE TIRE?
Oh dear sweet lord no.
43. WOULD YOU KNOW IF THERE WAS A SQUID ON YOUR MANIFOLD?
A who on my whatnow? Fucking car talk...
44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA?
No. I should do Pilates, though; I keep saying I will.
45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES?
*perk* Powder magazines? ...Oh. No. Well, .::points::. comics! Otherwise, no, except the ones my mom brings me to say, "You should write for them!"
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Date: 2006-01-02 01:09 am (UTC)ASAKDJKA! I have a pair of red ones JUST LIKE THAT.
I need to do this meme. Everyone else has.
My answers are absurd, though.
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Date: 2006-01-02 01:13 am (UTC)yes, you do. it would be nice to not be the only one who's answered girlily.
absurd makes things fun!
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Date: 2006-01-02 09:26 am (UTC)however - I keep four pounds of makeup in a grey-green metal toolbox. AND I USE IT ON BOYS. TOOLBOX!!!! BOYS!!!! This does not make you a girly girl. it makes you the opposite, in fact. I love you for it!
And #11 - obviously that religion is a bit of a failure, eh wot?
(and yehah! another powder magazine for the last question...shouldnt be surprising considering my f-list...)
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Date: 2006-01-04 05:17 am (UTC)...love me for it despite my scary people-jumping tendencies with straightrazor and mascara wand? (actually, that does come off as pretty scary. I assure you it's every bit as bad as it sounds, and also I'd never attack you with a straightrazor. just mascara & co.)
#11 - that religion is Episcopalian. 's what I get for singing at a church in inner-city Milwaukee.
powder magazine. yes. *nod* much more exciting.
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Date: 2006-01-02 09:50 am (UTC)..Well, aside from the missing them. I still have them.
*snatches the meme, because I have much too much spare time*
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Date: 2006-01-04 05:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-01-04 05:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-02 11:39 am (UTC)What the heck?! What kind of messed-up question is that?... I would know because there would be a smell of burnt squid coming from the manifold. Not that I really know where that is, but the burnt squid smell might be a tip-off that something's wrong.
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Date: 2006-01-04 05:18 am (UTC)