lol pirate

[themeletor]

went to DMC for the ... sixth? seventh? whatever -- I've seriously lost count now -- time. and, as usual, got a brain full of ideas, ficwise and otherwise, and basically don't want to go to sleep because I want to stay on the internets and play with timelines and characters and piraaaaaaaates... *whine*

yeah.

also, this may just be the caffeine talking, but I really think people on the intarwebs need to stop being buttfinks.

lastly, you know what? I have not written all summer. that's right -- all. fucking. summer. so I'm rather sick of that, so I'm taking drabble/ficlet requests. piratey-like, if you please, since that's obviously where my brain's been hanging out lately. crossovers you can try me with, but they're perhaps less likely to get done. all I ask is that you include in your request three things:

1- character, characters, or pairing. (also, if there's anyone you reallyreally don't want to see then let me know that as well, because otherwise I'm liable to bring him/her/it in randomly.)

2- word, phrase, setting, or some other prompt-y thing. 'cause otherwise my brain won't have anything to grab on to, and that would pretty much suck.

3- rating range. self-explanatory.

and that looks all formal and demanding and shit, but really it's not -- more guidelines than actual rules, you know -- and just basically ... GIMME IDEAS! *grabby hands* and I'll try to, you know, write them. for you. and they will probably may suck royally, because I'm rusty and crusty and way off my game, but at least you'll have the fuzzy satisfaction of knowing you helped a very, very desperate girl. so again: GIMME IDEAS!, cause right now? I've got Jack & James playing rum pong and ... that's about it. for ideas.

also, the more ASAP y'all request, the sooner I don't-have-to-go-to-bed. which would be nice as I don't want to go to bed!

Comments

Okay then... ideas~

[johanirae.livejournal.com]

Man, I never even read this pairing before but...
1. POTC: Jack/James/Will
2. Oh, let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other! That'll solve everything!
LOL, read it whatever way you want ;-)
3. I'll accept anything from NC-17 to NC-17 LOL anything would do

...er... if it is not too much trouble please dun make it non-con or mpreg XD

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

1) Tia Dalma, Davy Jones, Hector Barbossa
2) You know how DJ says he can't go on land again for near a decade? That's because the last time he went on land was just after CotBP - he found Hector & took him to Tia. You make up the motivation because I can't ;-) Possible zombie monkey bonus.
3) Probably best to keep it in the PG-13 range because - euw!

Anyway, yes, tell me how much you hate me now?

[shrieking-ell.livejournal.com]

1) james
2) the gun deck
3) as smutty as you want

Re: Okay then... ideas~

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

since my two major all-the-time no-nos are mpreg and non-con, I think we're solid.

yay, swordporn!

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

ooooooooooooooh. no, see, I don't hate you. I freaking love you!

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

ohmans. *gets sneaky look on face*

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

Love you too, darlin' (even more now that my brain has decided your icon actually says "Suck Limeys" and is an order to Jack regarding James. Oh dear.)

[shrieking-ell.livejournal.com]

so this wasn't too vague?
cause i can get more specific about the gun deck. really i just want ship!porn.

[commodorified.livejournal.com]

James Norrington.

proposed prompt/first line:

He'd sworn to go the the ends of the earth; he'd never considered that he might come to the end of himself first.

Any rating, any direction.

[elessil.livejournal.com]

Norrington.

Splicing.

Any rating, really.

holy wow! insta-drabble! *g*

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

Norrington would not have expected it, but there was a certain amount of comfort to be had in working before the mast, even on the Black Pearl. Supernatural though she may have been claimed in legend – and there was indeed an air of the extraordinary about her; James could attest to that first-hand, if reluctantly – when it came down to the ropes and tackle the 'Pearl was a ship the same as any other, and he could tie the knots and splices in his sleep. Or, as was the current situation, while gracelessly recovering from a several-month-long period of drunkenness and his own personal doldrums. The nearly mindless physical labor reminded him of the oath he'd sworn to himself and his first command, years ago – that he'd forever be a sailor, first and foremost.

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

ooh. *intrigued*

Re: holy wow! insta-drabble! *g*

[elessil.livejournal.com]

INSTA SQUEEE!

[whimsical-m.livejournal.com]

This is kinda, sorta, almost off the subject but ...

You've seen Pirates almost as much as I have, but you seem to pay attention more, being the fangirl that you are. By any strange, weird, random chance whatsoever, would you understand the concept/rules of Pirate Dice? I bought the game, and no matter how long I stare at the damned directions, I still don't know how to play it.

... :D

[order_of_chaos]

What I'd really like to see is Jack and James having sex while discussing something competely unrealated. With snark and insults and each seriously trying to convince the other of their point of view. And the odd particularly hard thrust as punctuation.

[phurie-dae.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Tia Dalma, Barbossa, gen, PG-13 and what exactly do a voodoo lady and the previously-zombiefied-and-then-actually-dead-and-THEN-resurrected captain living in her attic DO to pass the time? Can be as crack as you like :)

also, this may just be the caffeine talking, but I really think people on the intarwebs need to stop being buttfinks.


Um, that's not caffeine. That's like the existence of gravity or oxygen or the subtext present in "Oh, fine, let's just pull out our swords and..."

[elizile.livejournal.com]

Hehe. This just leaped into my brain.

1) James/Elizabeth...Swann, not me (haha I wish)
2) Elizabeth suddenly decides she wants Norrie, but he totally shoots her down. (I just really feel like Elizabeth getting some negative attention, the stupid ho.)
3) PG to allow for swearing. ;P

[jaredsexual.livejournal.com]

*drive-by random person with a question*

hey, can I snag that prompt to use in a TOTALLY different pairing and fandom? I imagine meletor_et_al wouldn't mind me infringing on her gifted prompts... :D

[jimmy-canuck.livejournal.com]

haven't thought about piratey prompts in ages. but i'll give it a shot (as i love giving prompts, even though they always suck)

1. sparrington? :P
2. "here there's more than is showing up//hope that we can break it down//it's not so black and white" excerpt from "The Last Stop" by DMB
3. Uh, anything at all. But if you could work out some smut you know that would make me jump up and down going "ZOMG MEL WROTE SMUT YAY!!11!"

*ahem* :D hope you get the creative juices flowing, love. :)

[jaredsexual.livejournal.com]

...

fucking hell.

[i-puddleglum.livejournal.com]

We talked about this, and because I am a huge nerd I really want it.

1. Jack/Will/Elizabeth (Jack is a must, use whichever inexperienced little twit you wish), Mulder/Scully
2. Parallel plot (Pirates || X-Files), PARANORMAL BOUQUET, zombies/zombie monkies would do nicely in both, as zombies are characteristic of both.
3. PG/PG-13 to allow for weird/scary situations.

[captain-molly.livejournal.com]

james/will, water. PG-13+.

[order_of_chaos]

By all means, do so! Which fandom?

[jaredsexual.livejournal.com]

hehehe, House, M.D.

the idea of House snarking the hell out of wilson while fucking the hell out of wilson fills me with glee.

*Cough* yes. :D

[order_of_chaos]

I knew it. Hoped, anyway - just by looking at your userinfo :P
Let me know when it's written so I can read it, 'kay?

[jaredsexual.livejournal.com]

AHAHA

yeah, my userinfo's kinda...obvious huh?

it'll probably be a while. I'm really really busy with RPGs right now, but it'll get written...at some point. :D

[jenlan.livejournal.com]

Oooh! lesse...

1) sparrington!
2) Sophie the wig and her 'fall from grace'
3) the "no clean uniform" scene mangakat did over at her devArt page...

However, you want to mix it, mash it, add a banana...go right ahead. Sorry I couldn't come up with anything better...

[nyarinquentas.livejournal.com]

Hehehe! Prompts, eh? Lessee...

1. Sparrington (because having Jack with one of the twits would really insult his intelligence, I feel)

2. Any of the following, in whatever way you feel most appropiate: a. Never fight an inanimate object. b. Never wear anything that panics the cat. c. "Would you like me to grope you all better?" and d. shackles (because I can't resist).

3. Any, b/c I'm all about not stifling the creativity.

Hope this helps!

If it's no trouble...

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Characters/Pairing: POTC= Gillette+Norrington. I'd be happy to see Groves, too, but I want Gillette to shag Norrington. Nobody else. Andrew doesn't share.

Prompt: I want sex, and I want it now. And also, improper use/discussion of uniforms. *points in the general direction of my icon*
(I don't mind if you use that particular phrase or not, but, yeah, I'm horny as a devil right now >:-D)
Oh, and if it works for you, sex on a ship, in particular. *nodnod*
That makes for a pretty high kind of rating, sorry - unless you go the whole celibate route, which could work too... in a mean sort of disappointing them kind of way...

Squicks: DMC in its entirety. (Not that it's not cool, but I love the clean uniforms of CotBP with the many layers to remove slowly, enjoying each new bit of skin revealed... *clears throat* Anyway ...)

Like I say, if it's not too much trouble.

[scifiroots.livejournal.com]

Are you still taking requests? ;) I would adore some James/Will spontenaity! Any genre, any rating... I'm just interested in seeing the pairing!

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

I'll add you to the pile! *g* can't make any guarantees as to timeliness, o' course, but it's up there rattlin' around with the other requests. :D