10TH, APRIL, 2005, at 8:30 PM-
WHEREAS the very impressionable Meletor, Melody, Mel, -M, and other such reductions has been pressured fiercely and recently to succumb further to the lures of History and Historical Fandom, and
WHEREAS these pressures have included, but have not been limited to some very nice chats (and others not-so-nice) with assorted People who Ought to Know By Now, and also most recently a very intriguing-looking fic from the pen of one
widget285, and
WHEREAS the consequent temptations and leanings, begun over Spring Break, have been in fact increasingly encouraged and fed, culminating in an afternoon with nice Discussions and possibly disastrous Aftereffects, and
WHEREAS Meletor, Melody, Mel, -M, and the like would much desire to graduate High School and would prefer to do so with sufficient marks to retain Admission to the
Very Important College By the Sea, and
WHEREAS the aforementioned victim of fannishness recognizes that any submission to the looming seductions of Historical Research will effectively destroy her ability both to complete the necessary schoolwork and to keep her mind off Full Fandom Mode during lectures, therefore throwing her grades into the Pits of Despair and Goose-Eggs;
THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED that Meletor, Melody, Mel, -M, and other aliases, as we've said before, will not allow herself even one ill-advised foray into anything more historical or detailed in necessity of research than
Psalms to the Taffrail,
that the presently forbidden media include fanfiction, nonfiction, 'canon' base fiction, and video, so long as they suit the above criterion, because all would fan the flames that wish to burn Fourth Quarter Grades to the ground,
that the presently forbidden media do not include boatsquees, because such a sacrifice would be worse than Death,
and that all shall be voraciously resumed, read, viewed, and generally devoured with unbridled enthusiasm as of the 29th, May, 2005*.*and there will be much rejoicing