It appears the threat to make a tutorial was not an empty one.

Batman has done a lot of weird things to me. Not the least of which, deciding to make an icon tutorial. Funky spunky, yo. Let's do it.

( Image-heavy. May cause semispontaneous combustion. Enjoy. )

And the moral of the story is:
Batman is cooler than you. That and, I'm insane and don't think I will ever do this again kthx.

*spaz* I didn't sleep. Batman!

Ok so FINALLY my Crane muse decided to pity me and give me what I'd been wanting to write since I first saw the movie...

though since he is such a sick, twisted bastard he didn't give it to me until about 4:30 this morning. And even though it was great, spastic fun to write, it does also serve the purpose of reminding me to appreciate nice, tame, daylight-hours commodorial muses.

ANYhow.

The first is suitable for mostly general audiences; the second is rather not. Both call for spoiler shoo-offs from here down. Exercise self-control, as always.

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If this were to be placed chronologically, it would slightly overlap Fascination V, which is right as Crane gets gassed.

( Fascination IV -- 175 words )

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And now the bit I've been meaning to -- oh shit my nose just started bleeding -- been meaning to write this whole time.

( Fascination V -- 315 words )

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I feel so culminated. Now I get to post these outside my personal (i.e. at wayne_crane, therein breaking my shameful lurkdom) and head off to work!

...As soon as this nasal niagra gets straightened out, that is.
(p.s. is it fair for Random Recurring Nosebleed Week and my period to happen at the same time? I thought not.)

Oh, please alert me to any spelling shit-ups and so forth, because my own brain can't really do that right now.

*flail*

Ok people, request. My lovely laptop with the lovely Limewire is in the shop, still, and I'm suffering a major song-craving-need.

Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams". Anyone? Please? I heard it three times while I was doing rooms today, and just...

want. Need.

WILL DRABBLE FOR MUSIC!