I should never have gone up against The Dala the zombie.

I died in the Dungeon of Meletor Et Al

I was killed in a freezing cold catacomb by I Puddleglum the minotaur, whilst carrying...

the Dagger of Fairestcat, the Dagger of Aluminiumdonut, the Wand of Grammar, the Sceptre of Toasters, the Axe of Commodores, the Sceptre of Wulingyi, the Dagger of Pinkparisian, the Crown of Jenlan, the Wand of Grammar, a Figurine of Ima Pseudonym, the Crown of Xzombiexkittenx, the Amulet of Pirates, a Figurine of Fabu, the Dagger of Tumblingxdown, the Amulet of Firesignwriter, the Armour of Captain Molly, the Shield of Pirates, the Dagger of British Pickle, the Sword of Commodores and 260 gold pieces.

Score: 305

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in other news, I've discovered that one of my favorite things to do when I'm in a sour/unsociable/simply non-interactive mood is to give my mother utterly zilch response when she goes off on one of her "pet cause" spiels, and see how long it takes her to notice. frequently, she never does.

(actually, I probably should have listened to that one; it was about historical Anglicanism & Roman Catholicism and sounded rather interesting)