lol pirate

went to DMC for the ... sixth? seventh? whatever -- I've seriously lost count now -- time. and, as usual, got a brain full of ideas, ficwise and otherwise, and basically don't want to go to sleep because I want to stay on the internets and play with timelines and characters and piraaaaaaaates... *whine*

yeah.

also, this may just be the caffeine talking, but I really think people on the intarwebs need to stop being buttfinks.

lastly, you know what? I have not written all summer. that's right -- all. fucking. summer. so I'm rather sick of that, so I'm taking drabble/ficlet requests. piratey-like, if you please, since that's obviously where my brain's been hanging out lately. crossovers you can try me with, but they're perhaps less likely to get done. all I ask is that you include in your request three things:

1- character, characters, or pairing. (also, if there's anyone you reallyreally don't want to see then let me know that as well, because otherwise I'm liable to bring him/her/it in randomly.)

2- word, phrase, setting, or some other prompt-y thing. 'cause otherwise my brain won't have anything to grab on to, and that would pretty much suck.

3- rating range. self-explanatory.

and that looks all formal and demanding and shit, but really it's not -- more guidelines than actual rules, you know -- and just basically ... GIMME IDEAS! *grabby hands* and I'll try to, you know, write them. for you. and they will probably may suck royally, because I'm rusty and crusty and way off my game, but at least you'll have the fuzzy satisfaction of knowing you helped a very, very desperate girl. so again: GIMME IDEAS!, cause right now? I've got Jack & James playing rum pong and ... that's about it. for ideas.

also, the more ASAP y'all request, the sooner I don't-have-to-go-to-bed. which would be nice as I don't want to go to bed!