cryptic post is cryptic

my life in statements:

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

people are weird.

amorphous relationships are hard.

tip-based pay is unpredictable.

broken phone is broken.

(apropos of above: us cellular online mycontacts backup is a Very Good Thing.)

women's olympic event snowboarders are HOT.

my brain is crazy.

straight razors will eat one's legs.

(apropos of above: razorantium is a wonderful if imperfect product.)

lastly, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!




[also RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE IS BACK! WOOHOO!]