Yeah, his head's crooked. Wouldn't yours be?

[themeletor]

I won't impose the accompanying fic upon the lot of you (though you can find it at my fic lj if you are so inclined, but beware that it is neither work-friendly nor tame and is in fact revenge on Jackmuse and Jamesmuse for what will from here on be known as the Matrix Soundtrack Fiasco), but I will make you look at the picture. Because it gives me gigglefits.



(Matrix picture from, like, everywhere; Jack Davenport's face from drbillbongo's UV screencaps though she doesn't know it yet)