I said I wouldn't spam, but

[themeletor]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, PEOPLE.

I tried to go to bed around 11:30, as the drunken revelry had quieted down and/or moved off our floor. And I was tired, or at least, bored.

That was approximately when some chick, drunk as a fucking fish, settled herself in the bathroom (with which I, damn it all to hell, share a wall), and started just moaning. It developed a sort of cadence... and then she started vomiting. Has been at that for at least the past half an hour... there have been many "euw"s and one "oh god I just sat in pee"...

and really, I'm a kind and charitable soul. On the whole. And if I actually knew this girl, I'd be out there helping her. But I don't know her, I don't know where she goes, and right now she's best positioned over a toilet anyway, the poor dear.



I. AM NEVER. GOING. TO DRINK. (actually, recognizing that a) it is a social experience, and b) it's not all about barfing and bitching, I should qualify that statement with GIVEN MY MEDS, IF I DRINK I WILL DIE. THE LACK OF MIDNIGHT CHUNKS-BLOWING IS JUST A PERK)

Thank you.
Now my dorm smells like alcohol and puke.
I can only imagine what the hallway, or god-forbid the bathroom, is like.

[ETA: Apparently, she is not in the bathroom, as she is continually insisting that those who are trying to get her to the bathroom "shut the fuck up" -- YAY BECAUSE NOW I'M TOTALLY GOING TO WANT TO FACE A PUKEY FLOOR IN THE MORNING. Fuckit.]

Comments

[luthien-tavari.livejournal.com]

Yay!college life!

Ew. Sounds yick. Sorry you had to hear through that. I'd've prolly had to have left; the retching sound alone makes me blanch and all that other nifty stuff.

And good on you for not drinking. =P

Mk. ♥

[ima-pseudonym.livejournal.com]

...It's kind of making me reconsider drinking on the 30th... But not much. At least I know those who will be drunk, and they know me.

I'm sorry.. but... The undisguised sarcasm in your post... makes me smile. ^_^ In a situation like that... the only thing you can do is laugh. Just think.. yeah, it's pissing the hell out of you.. but 'she' has had hell of pissing herself.

And come tomorrow morning, she'll regret the evening more than you. ...I suppose it's sad that I'm suggesting to laugh at another's misfortune. But when that misfortune is the result of their own ignorance... Laugh your ass off. And stomp around the hallways tomorrow morning. They'll appreciate that, I'm sure. *cackle*

[xzombiexkittenx.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that sucks.

I was that girl once. Once. And at least I made it to the fucking bathroom. -_-

I guess you've just got to hope the cleaners show up before the smell gets too bad. Or you really have to pee.

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[wormmonabc.livejournal.com]

Weeeeell. What do you do, except take embarassing pictures and mail them to the girl's family and friends?

[elessil.livejournal.com]

Yuck. Tasty. Yahoo.

[migraine.livejournal.com]

Ewwww. ~.~
I and my extreme loathe/fear of vomit would not do well there. I'd be out the window.