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Sep. 18th, 2005 12:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
themeletorGOD FUCKING DAMNIT, PEOPLE.
I tried to go to bed around 11:30, as the drunken revelry had quieted down and/or moved off our floor. And I was tired, or at least, bored.
That was approximately when some chick, drunk as a fucking fish, settled herself in the bathroom (with which I, damn it all to hell, share a wall), and started just moaning. It developed a sort of cadence... and then she started vomiting. Has been at that for at least the past half an hour... there have been many "euw"s and one "oh god I just sat in pee"...
and really, I'm a kind and charitable soul. On the whole. And if I actually knew this girl, I'd be out there helping her. But I don't know her, I don't know where she goes, and right now she's best positioned over a toilet anyway, the poor dear.
I. AM NEVER. GOING. TO DRINK. (actually, recognizing that a) it is a social experience, and b) it's not all about barfing and bitching, I should qualify that statement with GIVEN MY MEDS, IF I DRINK I WILL DIE. THE LACK OF MIDNIGHT CHUNKS-BLOWING IS JUST A PERK)
Thank you.
Now my dorm smells like alcohol and puke.
I can only imagine what the hallway, or god-forbid the bathroom, is like.
[ETA: Apparently, she is not in the bathroom, as she is continually insisting that those who are trying to get her to the bathroom "shut the fuck up" -- YAY BECAUSE NOW I'M TOTALLY GOING TO WANT TO FACE A PUKEY FLOOR IN THE MORNING. Fuckit.]
I tried to go to bed around 11:30, as the drunken revelry had quieted down and/or moved off our floor. And I was tired, or at least, bored.
That was approximately when some chick, drunk as a fucking fish, settled herself in the bathroom (with which I, damn it all to hell, share a wall), and started just moaning. It developed a sort of cadence... and then she started vomiting. Has been at that for at least the past half an hour... there have been many "euw"s and one "oh god I just sat in pee"...
and really, I'm a kind and charitable soul. On the whole. And if I actually knew this girl, I'd be out there helping her. But I don't know her, I don't know where she goes, and right now she's best positioned over a toilet anyway, the poor dear.
I. AM NEVER. GOING. TO DRINK. (actually, recognizing that a) it is a social experience, and b) it's not all about barfing and bitching, I should qualify that statement with GIVEN MY MEDS, IF I DRINK I WILL DIE. THE LACK OF MIDNIGHT CHUNKS-BLOWING IS JUST A PERK)
Thank you.
Now my dorm smells like alcohol and puke.
I can only imagine what the hallway, or god-forbid the bathroom, is like.
[ETA: Apparently, she is not in the bathroom, as she is continually insisting that those who are trying to get her to the bathroom "shut the fuck up" -- YAY BECAUSE NOW I'M TOTALLY GOING TO WANT TO FACE A PUKEY FLOOR IN THE MORNING. Fuckit.]
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Date: 2005-09-17 11:29 pm (UTC)That would be a fun costume! You'll have to post pictures of it, should you make it. And can you tell me what colour her hair is? It's been driving me nuts trying to figure it out, as she's got a cameo in my Crane ficathon story.