I am the son / I am the heir

[themeletor]

I woke up too late for lunch, spent the afternoon on the phone with i_puddleglum, and the evening reading comics on CDisplay. And also writing out Jenny Joseph's Warning ("When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple...") out on paper with Shiny!Neato!Markers! and nattering with Vivs and planning my future with british_pickle. All very much instead of writing my Women in Religion essay, due tomorrow at 5. Naughty girl.

AND NOW, AN ONGOING ACCOUNT OF WELSH DENTAL THEORY AS CONSIDERED BETWEEN NEW ENGLAND AND THE MIDWEST

Persons Involved or Somehow Concerned:
MYSELF (being one Meletor a.k.a. Mel)
HERSELF (being one Vi2section a.k.a. Vivs)
LANGUAGES GERMAN, SPANISH and (in a manner) WELSH
CHRISTIAN BALE



1 - taking place shortly before I left for school

[14:37] she says [regarding American Psycho]: i'm sorry ._. i didn't like it.
[14:38] she says: i can't STAND christian bale.
[14:38] I say: were you the one I talked to about this? the welsh excuse?
[14:38] she says: yes.
[14:39] I say: k
[14:39] she says: but being welsh DOES NOT EXPLAIN THE FANGS.
[14:39] I say: I KNOW OMG FREAK
[14:39] she says: and his mouth
[14:39] she says: scares me
[14:39] I say: I think the fangs in part explain the times he just CANNOT make his voice normal
[14:39] she says: when he's not talking
[14:39] she says: he's like
[14:39] she says: :x
[14:39] she says: and then
[14:39] she says: he starts talking
[14:39] she says: and he's like
[14:39] she says: :[_____________________________________]
[14:39] I say: a frog
[14:40] I say: yes
[14:40] she says: LIKE HE UNHINGES HIS JAW
[14:40] she says: IT SCARES ME.
[14:40] she says: maybe he's a snake.
[14:40] she says: a welsh snake
[14:40] I say: *noticed this in Midsummer*
[14:40] I say: yes, probably.

2 - taking place my second night on campus

[00:53] she says: meletor
[00:53] she says: what is a "perdedor"?
[00:53] I say: loser
[00:53] she says: that's what i thought
[00:53] she says: k :B
[00:53] she says: thxu
[00:54] I say: no prob
[00:54] I say: yay Richard Cheese?
[00:54] she says: XD
[00:54] she says: no this chick.. she keeps going "SOY UN PERDEDOR"
[00:54] she says: and it is annoying the CRAP out of me.
[00:55] I say: say, "claro. debes te joder con la cuchara."
[00:55] I say: *thumbs up*
[00:56] she says: whatsitmean?
[00:56] she says: something about a .. spoon? XD
[00:56] I say: "clearly. you should fuck yourself with a spoon."
[00:56] I say: *thumbsupagain*
[00:56] she says: .. best sister ever. ;-; <3
[00:56] I say: 's what I'm here for
[01:01] she says: XD
[01:06] she says: http://www.ankegroener.de/anke1/Bilder/christian_bale.jpg FANGS
[01:06] she says: VAMPIRE
[01:06] she says: D<
[01:08] I say: oh my god drunk people talking about ass tattoos.
[01:08] I say: NEVER go to college
[01:08] I say: NEVER EVER EVER
[01:08] she says: XDDDD
[01:08] I say: ps-- tha's not human.
[01:09] I say: they're breeding vampires in wales or something?
[01:09] she says: they must be.
[01:09] I say: freak
[01:09] she says: seriously
[01:09] she says: he's a vampire
[01:09] she says: and he can detach his jaw or.. something
[01:10] I say: aw, sheezy. now that's making me think about the smallville ep I saw at the hotel
[01:10] she says: yeah?
[01:11] I say: it's from, like, first season... the girl who uses kryptonite as a diet pill and starts... eating people.
[01:11] she says: o_O
[01:11] I say: her jaw goes like raaah *stretch*
[01:11] I say: to, like, deer-swallowing proportions.
[01:11] she says: DDDD:
[01:12] I say: is yucky. is not smart to watch during dinner.
[01:12] she says: eweeew
[01:12] I say: indeed

3 - taking place in late September

[16:26] I say [regarding her newly Bale-obsessed friend]: ahahahahahahah I leave and STILL you shall not escape the vampire welshman!
[16:26] she says: ;_______;
[16:26] she says: HESGUNNAGETME ;_;
[16:26] I say: Christian Bale and his fangs laugh at you in a big, froggy way.

4 - taking place this evening

[21:51] she says: TRIVIA:
[21:51] I say: YES?
[21:51] she says: german for sphygmogram is "die pulskurve"
[21:51] she says: i don't even know what a sphygmogram is.
[21:51] I say: what the fuck is a ... yeah.
[21:52] I say: THAT should be your TRIVIA
[21:52] she says: XDDD
[21:52] I say: ask herr richardson manana
[21:52] she says: XDDD
[21:52] I say: WOW. BASTARDIZED LANGUAGE YAY.
[21:52] she says: "A record of variations in blood pressure and pulse beat."
[21:52] she says: OMG THE GERMAN WORD MAKES SENSE
[21:52] she says: pulse. curve.
[21:52] I say: bet da coulda told you that
[21:53] I say: ...germans are so uncreative
[21:53] she says: XD
[22:05] she says: das Turbinenstrahltriebwerk = the turbo-jet plane engine.
[22:05] she says: what an awesome word.
[22:06] she says: XD
[22:06] she says: Unbedenklichkeitsbescheinigung - clearance certificate
[22:06] she says: XD
[22:06] I say: german is the lingual institutionalization of the keyboardsmash.
[22:08] she says: XDDDD
[22:08] she says: yes.
[22:08] she says: well, no
[22:08] she says: i think that's welsh.
[22:08] I say: XD POINT.
[22:09] she says: XDDD
[22:11] she says: das Ernährungssachverständige - nutritionist.
[22:11] she says: XDDDD
[22:11] I say: hgfjgauhuihjaweioutuoiar.
[22:12] I say: translate THAT.
[22:12] I say: (and 'vampire - welsh' is not an acceptable answer)
[22:12] she says: that probably means like
[22:12] she says: DAMN YOU
[22:12] she says: XD
[22:12] she says: YOU SKANK
[22:12] she says: YOU STOLE MY ANSWER
[22:13] I say: XDDDD
[22:13] I say: sisters.
[22:13] she says: i'm gunna remember that for later.
[22:13] she says: christian bale = hgfjgauhuihjaweioutuoia.
[22:14] I say: hgfjgauhuihjaweioutuoiar.
[22:14] she says: D: right.
[22:14] she says: typo.

Thank you. I hope you have all learned something important.

Now, I to hammer at Mary Daly's crack-addled alarmist misandrony (I can make up words too, h0r!) for 5 or so pages.