Yes, ma, I really am a teenager.

Monday at the doctor's:
Gee, Mel, your face is looking great! I think we might kick you down a notch in a week or so.

...Today, I break out.

What the fizzuck.

*rogando sinverguenzamente*

People?

We have a problem.

I need my Master and Commander soundtrack.

It sprouted legs, regretfully, way back when, and I have been completely incapable of finding it since, despite valiant attempts.

...HELP!