It's a lazy saturday.

Inappropriate thoughts for the day.

1- with thanks to Vivs at lunch-
Her: "What's the kinkiest candy combination?"
Me: *brain-hampsters start running in their wheels, and have gotten to the point of deserting said wheels for a Great Hampster Orgy when--*
Her: "Skittles and M&Ms"
Me: ?
Her: "S&M!"
-I had black M&Ms (Darth Chocolate M&Ms are good shit, y'all); I got up and bought Skittles from the vending machine. The black M&M was hovering over the red Skittle for most of lunch... until I ate the sub. Ooops-

2- ( Pie. )

I. Am insane.

+/- suggestive.
unaccountable syntax.
wtf.
( I still blame e.e. cummings. )