dance till you fall love till you die shut your mouth / raise the roof

FIC! for, yanno, those who haven't been spammed already. AND THOSE WHO HAVE!

Title: Banging Away
Summary: Be careful what you rant about; it might come true.
Characters/Pairings: Jack/James/Will, Elizabeth throwing a fit, implied W/E, past N/E, suspected J/E, and some swords.
Rating: R+ (somewhat dodgy smut, no lemon)
Length: 1,353 words
Thanks to: british_pickle and __dtrain for early readthroughs; shrieking_ell for officially making sure my allergic, murky condition had caused no injury to my writing. Or for telling me where it had *g*
Warnings: Aforementioned congested allergy-brain, dice ex machina, DMC SPOILERS!
AN: Rather crack. Also, porn! For johanirae, who requested it. Also for ofdreamsnbones, who wanted to know how the dice game works (this is a combination of what I observed in the film, read in the official 'Pirate Dice' game rules, and experienced while playing with various people except the naked bit at the end; that's all Jack's fault).

( "I don't see how she could intend what you are doubtless considering, especially since two of the three men present were once *engaged* to her…" )
Fake cut goes to my fic LJ.


x-posted to pirategasm, _norrington, ndl_lj

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oh wow my head is so stuffed up. I hate allergies. however, I HAVE NEW CARBON LEAF! and that pretty much makes the vertigo and the sinus pressure A-OK :D