so far, the rules are:
1. Take a drink every time James scoffs; finish drink if said scoffing occurs during sex.
2. Take a drink any time James renders Jack speechless; take 2 drinks if a big deal is made over the fact that Jack is, for once, speechless.
now, contribute or die!
(no, really. because the fact that a Sparrington drinking game is so clear a need in my head means that there either already is one or REALLY NEEDS TO BE ONE.)