hold on to me tightly I'm a sliding scale

so, deciding to take a break from my two longer and decidedly more serious WIPs (and also from my German homework), I WROTE CRACK. go figure. __dtrain encouraged me o_o

Title: Wet T-Shirt
Pairing: Don/Charlie
Rating: Rather adult-like for suggestive sexuality, some explicit terms and themes, language
Length: 742 words
Summary: "Yeah, and you said you'd dress like a cheerleader for a whole day."
Warnings: incest, miniskirt, CRACK, unbetaed
Notes: I TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY BLAME ROB MORROW FOR THIS. It's all in the DVD commentary for the pilot episode. He is an evil, evil man. This has absolutely nothing to do with my crack-based neural functions, at all.

( Either Charlie's probability algorithms had been incorrect, or Don had cheated. )
Fake cut goes to my fic LJ. x-posted to numb3rs_slash.