oh yeah. I'm a grown-up. also, not (purely academically!) obsessed with sex. or anything.

meletor_et_al: this whole paper, at this point, has pretty much boiled down to me trying so hard to keep myself from typing "PENISES ARE STUPID. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THEY ARE SO CULTURALLY IMPORTANT?" a million times and handing it in
jaredsexual: XD XD XD
meletor_et_al: yeah
meletor_et_al: the joyce paper will probably reduce me to a similar state
meletor_et_al: only then it will be all I can do to not type "VAGINA" over the last dozen pages and turn it in
jaredsexual: ahahahaha
meletor_et_al: I mean, it's not like Ulysses was basically James Joyce spending 800 goddamn pages going "VAGINAS ARE SCARY THEY EAT PENISES" over and over
meletor_et_al: or anything
meletor_et_al: /sarcasm
jaredsexual: ahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhaahaaaaaaahaaha
meletor_et_al: dude.
meletor_et_al: that is totally what he did though.
meletor_et_al: or maybe like
meletor_et_al: "VAGINAS ARE SCARY THEY EAT PENISES AND ALSO DEAR CATHOLIC CHURCH YOU ARE DUMB AND DEAR IRISH NATIONALISTS GET OVER YOURSELVES AND IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED I AM KIND OF A DOUCHE"
meletor_et_al: "the end."
jaredsexual: aahahahahaaahahahahahaaaa
jaredsexual: aaaha
jaredsexual: 'haa
jaredsexual: ahalaskjdadf jdies*D
meletor_et_al: "PS PENELOPE TOTALLY FUCKED ALL THOSE SUITORS, LOL"
...
meletor_et_al: so now I have to post this.
meletor_et_al: and then get back to penises
meletor_et_al: I mean work
jaredsexual: snortgiggle

[eta: (AND THIS IS ME NOT GETTING BACK TO WORK. AT ALL. BUT OKAY RIGHT NOW AS SOON AS I POST THIS I PROMISE)

meletor_et_al: I think it's a completely insightful take on ulysses
jaredsexual: oh definitely.
meletor_et_al: it's definitely not just an excuse for me to say vagina
jaredsexual: nope.
jaredsexual: not at all.
meletor_et_al: or penis
jaredsexual: or--.
jaredsexual: that one.
jaredsexual: XD
meletor_et_al: or talk about how nelson had a 121-foot dick
meletor_et_al: which is OBVIOUSLY what Nelson's Pillar is about
jaredsexual: *snicker* ]

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

I need to get this out of my head right now

then it's back to the paper, but I have to put this out so it's no longer in my frontbrain blocking my speed-writing:

remind me to talk about how my very favorite thing about Gerard Way is that he's STRAIGHT.



*back to ulyssesessay*