Firewall: Harrison Ford and Paul Bettany? yes please.

[themeletor]

this movie really makes me want to see Bettany as the Joker. like, really really. more than before, which was already a heck of a lot. damn you Heath Ledger! I mean, you guys. HE MADE PANCAKES. and WORE BLACK GLOVES, and was all slick and evil but also totally a false sweetheart to the family and DUDE, THE BOY DOES BAD SO WELL.

um. did I mention the black gloves? yis.

unfortunately, I had to stop watching just now when they threw the tiny fluffy yippy little family dog, Rusty, out of the getaway car and he appears to have gotten hit by a train. NOT COOL, GUYS. KILLING PUPPIES NOT ALLOWED. yes, I'm a wussy wuss-faced baby-bird-saving tree-hugging vegetarian-type. and a wuss. and IF YOU KILL THE PUPPY, I STOP WATCHING YOUR MOVIE.

so I guess I'll never know the end. Bettany's character probably dies, anyway, but that just means he and Rippner can play Obscenely Pretty Dead Bad Guys in Hell, where there's lots of buttsex. ... what? who said that?

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[ima-pseudonym.livejournal.com]

Normally, I would never laugh at the thought of a dog being thrown out of a getaway vehicle and being pulverized by an oncoming train... But it all just seems so Monty Python-esque to me at six in the morning, that I can't help it. (That, and I dreamed about a train last night, so... *shrug*)

"Jackson is dead?"

[jobiegirl6.livejournal.com]

So Paul Bettany's character is SO hot in that movie. And you should finish it. I know the dog doesn't die, but I can't remember if his character does....