[02:19]
meletor_et_al: and there goes Harry noticing Malfoy's
complexion and weight loss again... I'm sorry. I don't actually Potterslash, but this is too easy, and too many people around me are rampant H/D. O.o >.<
[02:19]
meletor_et_al: .::stfus and reads::.
[02:20]
tiggothy: *giggles* great, ain't it? I nearly fell off the sofa at the "Harry wondered if he was becoming obsessed with Draco" bit :D
…
[03:04]
meletor_et_al: ...though she needs to stop with the drag!CrabbeandGoyle references.
[03:04]
meletor_et_al: that's just creepy.
[03:04]
tiggothy: *giggle* maybe it's her otp :p
[03:04]
meletor_et_al: sheCrabbe and sheGoyle?
[03:04]
meletor_et_al: we've discovered Rowling's dirtylittlesecret.
[03:04]
tiggothy: ok, now I've scared myself O.o really _shouldn't_ let my mind go down paths like that...
[03:05]
meletor_et_al: she's a closet genderfuck femmeslasher with a thing for mindless oafs in robes?
[03:05]
tiggothy: ...although really it's an OT3 because of Draco
[03:05]
tiggothy: *snigger*
[03:05]
meletor_et_al: OT4. Harry's obsessed.
[03:05]
meletor_et_al: remember?
[03:05]
tiggothy: sorry, I forgot :p
[03:06]
meletor_et_al: ...this is madness entire, you realize.
[03:06]
meletor_et_al: we're both on some special kind of crack right now...
[03:06]
tiggothy: it's straight from the book! :o
[03:06]
meletor_et_al: straight? HARDLY.
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[03:09]
meletor_et_al: ok. so my eyes land on this sentence as I turn back to the book: The battle still raged inside his head: Ginny or Ron?
[03:10]
meletor_et_al: o.O kinky
[03:10]
tiggothy: *snigger* why not both, Harry? And Draco too?
[03:10]
tiggothy: you know, we should so post this 8snigger*
[03:10]
meletor_et_al: well, there's the whole moderate incest thing, with Ginny...
[03:10]
meletor_et_al: but I suppose so long as they weren't all in a bed...
[03:10]
meletor_et_al: or, were, say, buffered.
[03:10]
tiggothy: would there be a bed big enough? O.o
[03:11]
tiggothy: *snerk*
[03:11]
meletor_et_al: by... erm. other bodies?
[03:11]
tiggothy: *swats mental images away*
[03:11]
tiggothy: you know, Draco-muse is smirking like I've not seen him do in ages at this...
[03:11]
meletor_et_al: and Gin and Ron accidentally meet eyes... and TOTALLY FREAK THE HELL OUT
[03:12]
meletor_et_al: didn't Draco want to infiltrate Gotham at some point, too? *muzzy*
[03:12]
tiggothy: Well, Harry's calming Ron, which leaves Ginny to Draco... god, he looks like he's loving this...
[03:12]
tiggothy: no, he accidentally apparated on the outskirts and got picked up & sent to Arkham... *nods*
[03:12]
meletor_et_al: OMG SIRIUS GORDON.
[03:13]
meletor_et_al: CROSSOVER POINT, BLAMMO!
[03:13]
meletor_et_al: (oh my GOD I'm SICK)
[03:13]
meletor_et_al: .::faceplants::.
[03:13]
meletor_et_al: .::several times::.
[03:13]
tiggothy: it was after he'd accidentally apparated to port Royal as well. he's not having a good time of it, really..
[03:13]
tiggothy: *sniggers about Sirius/Gordon*
[03:13]
meletor_et_al: does Gordon drop by to point and laugh?
[03:13]
meletor_et_al: and call him a ferret?
[03:14]
tiggothy: maybe... I think it was gordon who took his wand off him...
[03:14]
meletor_et_al: o.o
[03:14]
meletor_et_al: wand is a four-letter word in this state of mind...
[03:14]
meletor_et_al: >.<
[03:14]
tiggothy: ...so that he's totally defenceless against Crane
[03:14]
tiggothy: *snerk*
[03:14]
meletor_et_al: seriously? major insane crossover orgy time.
[03:15]
tiggothy: it often is in my head... there's just not really enough space for them all...
[03:15]
meletor_et_al: and if anyone argues, there are two choices. a patented Batman asskicking, and/or getting drugged up and chained down by Crazy Crane.
[03:16]
tiggothy: or both, but only if they ask nicely ;)
[03:16]
meletor_et_al: also,
Sirius Gordon may hex, bite, or shoot rockets.
[03:16]
tiggothy: Ron is looking _scared_, but then I think this is the first time he's seen inside my head... Harry's maybe been here once before...
[03:17]
tiggothy: ...actually, I think Ron & Harry are just taking the opportunity to cling to each other :p
[03:17]
meletor_et_al: awww so cute
[03:17]
tiggothy: *giggles about Gordon*
[03:18]
meletor_et_al: ahahahahah Harry just asked Batman if he's an animagus, or a werebat.
[03:18]
meletor_et_al: *facepalm* dork.
[03:19]
tiggothy: *snerk* *pets Harry*
[03:19]
tiggothy: poor thing doesn't really know much about the real world, does he?
[03:19]
meletor_et_al: and
Sirius Gordon is like "you retard, he's a crazy ninja in black smexy armor. you don't ask questions, you obey and then figure out what the hell happened when you wake up tied to his bed the next morning."
[03:19]
meletor_et_al: "...or... I mean..."
[03:20]
tiggothy: *giggle*
[03:20]
meletor_et_al: ok, everybody give
Sirius Gordon a dirty, appalled look!
[03:20]
meletor_et_al: ...hypocrites.
[03:20]
tiggothy: *giggles more*
[03:20]
tiggothy: *gets a funny look from Crane-muse*
[03:23]
meletor_et_al: why's Crane giving you a funny look? it's not like HE doesn't wake up tied to random pieces of furniture around Wayne Manor and/or the Batcave...
[03:24]
tiggothy: the amount I was giggling, it was an "am I going to have to find a straightjacket for you as well?" look
[03:24]
meletor_et_al: pfft.
[03:25]
meletor_et_al: Crane, shut up. you scream like a girl when tazered.
[03:25]
tiggothy: I know, but at least it was one of his sexy-weary looks :)
[03:25]
tiggothy: *snigger* now he's scowling & threatening to leave...
[03:25]
meletor_et_al: as opposed to his sexy-anythingelseever looks?
[03:26]
tiggothy: ...hang on, didn't he turn up here with _no_ encouragemant whatsoever, just because he saw the young 'uns?
[03:26]
meletor_et_al: dirty old man.
[03:26]
tiggothy: (I was specifying the particular brand of sexy-look)
[03:26]
tiggothy: *giggles* He says Gordon's older
[03:27]
meletor_et_al: Gordon says he's got a family history.
[03:27]
meletor_et_al: oops, wrong world.
[03:27]
tiggothy: Harry's looking scared, so's Ron... Ginny's looking disturbingly interested... O.o
[03:28]
meletor_et_al: when'd Ginny get there?
[03:28]
meletor_et_al: o.o
[03:28]
tiggothy: she was in the bed at the beginning!
[03:28]
meletor_et_al: oh. forgot about that.
[03:28]
tiggothy: with Harry & Ron & Draco!
[03:28]
tiggothy: lol
[03:28]
tiggothy: you've gotta pay attention when there's crazy-muses about :p
[03:29]
meletor_et_al: I never pay attention.
[03:29]
meletor_et_al: ever.
[03:29]
tiggothy: fair enough... are you suffieciently distracted from your book again now? ;)
(warning for insanity, multiplicity, rampant crossovers, and general guttermindedness. involves
Harry Potter and
Batman Begins. NO I HAVE NOT FINISHED HP YET. Page 520)
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-08 02:55 am (UTC)And thanks for posting that - I really needed it for my mood.
*snort* That was beyond amusing. ^^
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-08 09:07 am (UTC)and this Green *thing* you have done to your LJ
it makes my eyes bleed.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-08 11:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-08 03:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-08 05:04 pm (UTC)...well, baptism by fire, I suppose...
welcome aboard! Rum, crack, and chocolate chips are over in the back of the room, free of charge.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-08 05:06 pm (UTC)LJ being the ROOT OF ALL EVIL, and such, you know how it is.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 03:10 pm (UTC)You've prolly long finished it, I know, but I've been away for two weeks, so...yeah. Sorry.
D-M
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 03:13 pm (UTC)lo, and hence this day shall evermore be known as Beta Day. hooboy. I suck.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 03:18 pm (UTC)Don't worry, I'd let you know first if I wanted you to beta something. Speaking of which, are you still interested in beta-ing A Gillington Story? Cuz, while on vacation, I FINALLY got around to starting the next chapter!
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 03:21 pm (UTC)I SUCK.
and, sure! gladly.
(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 03:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 08:37 pm (UTC)*dies laughing*