Naked ladies on the kitchen table...

[themeletor]

Chocolate-chip ice cream with a tiny spoon...
Ramen in a coffee mug...
And the crazy fangirl howls at the moon.

No, seriously.
Firstly, there's this thing. I CONTINUE TO INSIST I CANNOT DRAW AND DO NOT DRAW. WHY DON'T I LISTEN TO ME, DAMNIT?

Secondly, because Fate is a sick bitch and I am her plaything, I FINISHED STRAW MEN - TOXIC TONIGHT. Yeah. Just now. When I'd finally resigned myself to not writing anything today... AND while shrieking_ell is at Angry White Pyjamas Camp, so shitshitguysIhavenobeta. Uhm, someone Battish want to glance over approx 5.25k words of crazy shit and let me know if it actually hangs together? Plz?

Bah.
Being me is a mess sometimes.

Comments

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

... actually, that would be really helpful. Thank you. Where should I send it (I probably won't be able to get it out until well into this afternoon, as I leave for work in 15 minutes)?

And, well, you're welcome for the comments. But really, it was only what you deserved. Nothing more.

[cibeles.livejournal.com]

My general email is jadoremugatu (at) gmail dot com. I'm going to be out for most of the afternoon myself but I'll read it tonight. :]