pawing at a bottle of aleve

[themeletor]

Whilst I await (still, again, ARRGH!) the mpg-encoding, I thought you should know this:

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause. </td> Batman, the Dark Knight 92% Neo, the "One" 88% James Bond, Agent 007 83% Maximus 71% The Amazing Spider-Man 67% Captain Jack Sparrow 67% Indiana Jones 63% Lara Croft 63% El Zorro 58% William Wallace 54% The Terminator 42% Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0 created with QuizFarm.com

You should also know that Ducard is the FANTASTICALLY WORST MUSE EVER and when he and Kitten are vying for my attention it is HELL.
...and then she flirts with him. AND THAT CRACK IS NEVER HAPPENING.

Comments

[ima-pseudonym.livejournal.com]

Oh please! Pleasepleasepleaseplease! Don't make me beg.. or worse! Write it myself.. *THREAT!*

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

you've already begged, and I still refuse to write it. you have no idea just how much I hate the Ducard muse. the only reason I'm even working with him is for the batslash thingee.

you want it, you write it. not happening over here.

[ima-pseudonym.livejournal.com]

Damn! (worth a try)

[elizile.livejournal.com]

I'm Batman, too! And then Indiana Jones. Hawt. XD

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

ooh. smexy, babe. .::hits on::.

[shrieking-ell.livejournal.com]

Do NOT under any circumstances let Kitten flirt with Ducard. He informs me that he has little patience with transgendered or transvestite individuals or as he puts it "overly feminized boys playing at dress-up in order to aviod behaving like real men"

The best that Kitten could hope for would be a bloody nose. I really do not want to contemplate the worst. Neither does Bruce who likes Kitten with all her features intact, thany you very much.

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

I'm NOT letting her. that's WHAT I KEEP TELLING HER. and what he keeps telling me. AND HER. he's been holding back, so far, and showing masterful self-control, but I swear if she doesn't stop swooning in the corner he's going to sock her.

poor Bruce is just not sure what's going on any more. Ducard's got him tied up and ... well, you know the story -- and Kitten's giving him a pre-makeover color consultation.

good lord.

[shrieking-ell.livejournal.com]

yes i am rather glad that i don't have to deal with your muses. they are all on crack

except Bruce who is on the bed. and still tied down. mmmmm....bruce.

the cat has now shifted to my notebook and gives me very ugly looks when i try to take it from her

[kyrre.livejournal.com]

Ducard's got him tied up

Ah, yes. Bruce's nine hours session. I hope that Ducard won't vent his irritation on him.

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

*cough* yes that. seriously, I'm working on it (just ask Ell), but HOLY CRAP I've decided that NEVER AGAIN, EVER with the Ducard!muse.

highly frustrating.

Have nicked your quiz BWAHAHAHAHA

[johanirae.livejournal.com]

Ooohhh. Ducard vies for my attention all the time. That's why people find me drooling over pictures of him. Mmmm... Kitty/Ducard/Wayne. Now that is a pairing... mmmm ;-)