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themeletorChanneling my inner Kitten. Yeah, I could have been writing, but... this was more fun.
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wormmonabc ::.
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wormmonabc[regarding my refusal to write Ducard/Kitten]: Ah, you suck. AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY, EITHER.
meletor_et_al: THAT'S NOT WHAT BRUCE TOLD ME LAST NIGHT.
wormmonabc: WTF? Are you CHEATING on my MAN?
meletor_et_al: that sentence doesn't work
wormmonabc: ....huh?
meletor_et_al: re-evaluate it
wormmonabc: Are you cheating on my man..... wait, are you insinuating that he's not my man?
meletor_et_al: not at all
wormmonabc: YOU LITTLE CHEATING BITCH. I thought what we had was special!
meletor_et_al: you pull this EVERY TIME. GOD.
wormmonabc: Well, fine! I'll just go find someone ELSE to sleep with! *stomps off*
....
*stomps back* Who haven't you done?
meletor_et_al: your mom
wormmonabc: Hardy har har har. Fine, I'll go find Dick, the little pimp..
meletor_et_al: (omg! high school humor! I feel so sophomore year.)
wormmonabc: *hits*
meletor_et_al: ow! bitch!
wormmonabc: Ah, suck it up!
meletor_et_al: isn't that what started this whole thing?
wormmonabc: YESH.
meletor_et_al: GOOD TO KNOW.
wormmonabc: Go.... away! Hah, nothing dirty in THAT!
meletor_et_al: yeah, nothing witty either!
wormmonabc: WE ARE THE BIGGEST BITCHES ON THE INTERNET.
meletor_et_al: HELL YES YOU DIRTY SLUT
wormmonabc: BRING IT ON, WHORE..
meletor_et_al: you'd like that, wouldn't you?
wormmonabc: Nah, I've got other people to occupy my time now. ;-)
meletor_et_al: oh, I see how it is. so now that you've got PAYING CUSTOMERS I'm not GOOD ENOUGH
wormmonabc: Hell ya, bitch.
meletor_et_al: well fuck you. I BRING IN MORE IN A NIGHT THAN YOU EVER WILL.
wormmonabc: *sniffs* That was below the belt....
meletor_et_al: ...I'm sorry, hot stuff.
wormmonabc: *sniffs again* Look, just because you don't have the uneven boob problem doesn't mean you're a better flirt! It just means you pull in a better 20/20 crowd.
meletor_et_al: look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, really. you wanna work the street together tonight?
wormmonabc: Well, okay.... only if you show me how to do that swirly thing right.. Whenever I try it, I end up gagging. Totally ruins the mood.
meletor_et_al: of course, babe
wormmonabc: Glee. ^^
wormmonabc: What color neglige?
meletor_et_al: up to you, but I'm wearing the lilac vinyl mini, so you might want to stay away from purples
wormmonabc: I'll wear orange. Bright, pumpkin orange.
meletor_et_al: fabulous!
wormmonabc: And the pearl earrings!
meletor_et_al: you have no sense of taste, and I love it.
wormmonabc: I knoes. ^^
meletor_et_al: come on, doll. throw on the black boa and put on your streetwalking shoes, it's time to punch in!
wormmonabc: Duh-duh-duh..... *puts on bright pink eyeliner that clashes with everything* Ah, the life of a prostitute is never dull.
meletor_et_al: ahahahah not with you around it isn't
...perhaps now I shall write.
thank you for your time.
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wormmonabc ::.{cut for language, length, and content}
wormmonabc[regarding my refusal to write Ducard/Kitten]: Ah, you suck. AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY, EITHER.meletor_et_al: THAT'S NOT WHAT BRUCE TOLD ME LAST NIGHT.wormmonabc: WTF? Are you CHEATING on my MAN?meletor_et_al: that sentence doesn't workwormmonabc: ....huh?meletor_et_al: re-evaluate itwormmonabc: Are you cheating on my man..... wait, are you insinuating that he's not my man?meletor_et_al: not at allwormmonabc: YOU LITTLE CHEATING BITCH. I thought what we had was special! meletor_et_al: you pull this EVERY TIME. GOD.wormmonabc: Well, fine! I'll just go find someone ELSE to sleep with! *stomps off*....
*stomps back* Who haven't you done?
meletor_et_al: your momwormmonabc: Hardy har har har. Fine, I'll go find Dick, the little pimp..meletor_et_al: (omg! high school humor! I feel so sophomore year.)wormmonabc: *hits*meletor_et_al: ow! bitch!wormmonabc: Ah, suck it up!meletor_et_al: isn't that what started this whole thing?wormmonabc: YESH. meletor_et_al: GOOD TO KNOW.wormmonabc: Go.... away! Hah, nothing dirty in THAT!meletor_et_al: yeah, nothing witty either!wormmonabc: WE ARE THE BIGGEST BITCHES ON THE INTERNET.meletor_et_al: HELL YES YOU DIRTY SLUTwormmonabc: BRING IT ON, WHORE..meletor_et_al: you'd like that, wouldn't you?wormmonabc: Nah, I've got other people to occupy my time now. ;-)meletor_et_al: oh, I see how it is. so now that you've got PAYING CUSTOMERS I'm not GOOD ENOUGHwormmonabc: Hell ya, bitch.meletor_et_al: well fuck you. I BRING IN MORE IN A NIGHT THAN YOU EVER WILL.wormmonabc: *sniffs* That was below the belt....meletor_et_al: ...I'm sorry, hot stuff.wormmonabc: *sniffs again* Look, just because you don't have the uneven boob problem doesn't mean you're a better flirt! It just means you pull in a better 20/20 crowd.meletor_et_al: look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, really. you wanna work the street together tonight?wormmonabc: Well, okay.... only if you show me how to do that swirly thing right.. Whenever I try it, I end up gagging. Totally ruins the mood.meletor_et_al: of course, babewormmonabc: Glee. ^^wormmonabc: What color neglige?meletor_et_al: up to you, but I'm wearing the lilac vinyl mini, so you might want to stay away from purpleswormmonabc: I'll wear orange. Bright, pumpkin orange.meletor_et_al: fabulous!wormmonabc: And the pearl earrings!meletor_et_al: you have no sense of taste, and I love it.wormmonabc: I knoes. ^^meletor_et_al: come on, doll. throw on the black boa and put on your streetwalking shoes, it's time to punch in!wormmonabc: Duh-duh-duh..... *puts on bright pink eyeliner that clashes with everything* Ah, the life of a prostitute is never dull.meletor_et_al: ahahahah not with you around it isn't...perhaps now I shall write.
thank you for your time.
