the antithesis of sleep

[themeletor]

silverjet747 is home.
BoP opens in Milwaukee ... technically, TOMORROW!
I have eaten many M&Ms.
And still not finished writing kittenfic.
Check out the 5 newly-minted icons in my userpics! (they make me happy and a little bit proud)
And mme_of_achilles, I have recently (as in half an hour ago) finished reading your story, but my brain is not tacking the words together to respond to it. Which should be no surprise, given my outstanding propensity for failure and distraction.


[03:41] Srettan: la dee da
[03:41] Srettan: how's your mom's eye
[03:41] Meletor: ok it is TOO LATE AT NIGHT FOR ME I misread that as "how's your mom's ass" and was GREATLY disturbed.
[03:42] Meletor: anyway. doing much better.
[03:42] Meletor: she is.
[03:42] Meletor: I'm still recovering from the "mom's ass" reread.
[03:42] Meletor: *misread
[03:42] Meletor: GAH, ENGLISH, MEL.
[03:42] Srettan: lol
[03:42] Srettan: you need to um.. go to BED
[03:43] Meletor: yes
[03:43] Meletor: can't sleep
[03:43] Meletor: but true
[03:43] Srettan: why can't you sleep dear?
[03:44] Srettan: wow i hadn't eaten since noon yesterday
[03:44] Meletor: you know, I don't know
[03:44] Meletor: possibly because I've been living off nothing but M&Ms all day
[03:44] Srettan: OMG I LOVE M AND M'S
[03:44] Meletor: you should eat
[03:44] Srettan: i just did
[03:44] Srettan: i had a slice of bread
[03:44] Srettan: some peanut butter
[03:44] Srettan: and a banana
[03:45] Meletor: yay good for you
[03:47] Srettan: mmhm
[03:47] Srettan: apparently, according to my mom it's an elvis sandwich
[03:47] Meletor: oh yeah didn't he like peanut butter and banana sandwiches?
[03:48] Srettan: apparently
[03:48] Meletor: wow I was totally convinced I put too many 'na's in banana
[03:48] Meletor: BANANANANANANANANANA
[03:48] Meletor: NA
[03:48] Meletor: .
[03:48] Meletor: oookay.
[03:48] Meletor: no more chocolate after bedtime for mel.
[03:49] Srettan: lol
[03:49] Srettan: you are
[03:49] Srettan: waaay crazy
[03:49] Srettan: *loves it*
[03:49] Meletor: *bonkers*
***
[03:54] Meletor: ok you know what's so great about pickles?
[03:54] Meletor: they don't go bad.
[03:54] Meletor: like, EVER.
[03:54] Srettan: lol that's right
[03:54] Srettan: is that all you're eating?
[03:55] Srettan: pickles?
[03:55] Srettan: peeeeckles?
[03:55] Meletor: I mean, the jar of pickles in our fridge? is probably about 5 years old.
[03:55] Srettan: i'm still hungr.. the fuck
[03:55] Srettan: oy
[03:55] Meletor: (a pickle, a piece of spinach and portabella pizza, and some applesauce)
[03:55] Meletor: but you know what?
[03:55] Srettan: what?
[03:55] Meletor: .::waves pickle::. still good!
[03:55] Srettan: i want applesauce!
[03:55] Srettan: hahahahha
[03:56] Meletor: it's cinnamon applesauce
[03:56] Meletor: with craisins! (I added the craisins)
[03:56] Srettan: omg yum
[03:56] Meletor: yes
[03:57] Meletor: maybe I will bring you some on Saturday in the tupperware that is yours that we still have
[03:57] Meletor: if I remember
[03:57] Srettan: tupperware?
[03:57] Srettan: what tupperware?
[03:57] Meletor: when you sent me home with chinese food
[03:58] Srettan: whoa
[03:58] Srettan: like a year ago
[03:58] Srettan: holy cow
[03:58] Meletor: not a year ago!
[03:58] Srettan: hahah i know
[03:58] Srettan: that was so long ago
[03:58] Srettan: though
[03:58] Srettan: but not really
[03:59] Srettan: just so much has happened since then
[03:59] Meletor: and, every time I would go to get it to bring it to you, PEOPLE WOULD HAVE PUT FOOD IN IT
[03:59] Meletor: and I was like, every time, "the HELL?"
[03:59] Srettan: lol
[03:59] Meletor: because it had this big piece of masking tape that said "BELONGS TO NATASHA. DO NOT USE"
[03:59] Srettan: LOL
[03:59] Meletor: but my family is neurotic.
[03:59] Meletor: so.
[03:59] Srettan: hhahaa it's fine!
[04:00] Srettan: i totally didn't even ... remember
[04:00] Meletor: hee
[04:00] Meletor: I did, and isn't that scary?
[04:00] Srettan: hahahahah
[04:00] Srettan: just a tad
[04:00] Srettan: so
[04:00] Srettan: i'm hungry
[04:01] Srettan: *ponders*
[04:01] Meletor: so
[04:01] Meletor: eat
[04:01] Srettan: idk what to eat
[04:01] Meletor: OMG THERE ARE MUSHROOMS ON THIS PIZZA, EW
[04:01] Meletor: oh wait.
[04:01] Meletor: I knew that.
[04:01] Meletor: ok.
[04:02] Srettan: hahahha
[04:02] Srettan: hence
[04:02] Srettan: the portobello...
[04:02] Meletor: eat... I don't know. something breakfasty. it's like breakfast for you, right?
[04:02] Srettan: i just ate breakfast
[04:03] Meletor: then eat second breakfast?
[04:03] Srettan: naturally
[04:03] Meletor: yay hobbitses
[04:03] Meletor: except elevensies will be at, like, 6.
[04:04] Srettan: lol
[04:04] Srettan: that's ok
***
[04:22] Meletor: ok mel is going to post the highlights of this crack-ful convo (because I missed you and I <3 you) and then she is going to GO TO BED.
[04:23] Meletor: she has to drive the kids in tomorrow. again.
[04:23] Srettan: hahahah sweet!
[04:23] Srettan: aww get some sleep
[04:50] Srettan: GO TO BED
[04:51] Meletor: OK OK

Comments

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

1. heck yes!!
2. s_d is my happy place, especially on the occasion of early-morning pre-coffee scans.
3. I so love that book! I don't remember for the life of me how I stumbled on the cover image of the Spanish version, but eh. my mum and I adapted it into a (very small) play when I was six and it was the first thing I ever performed for strangers! *squee*