no they'll never catch me / no they cannot catch me now

[themeletor]

so. I smell like boy.

no, seriously; my brother stole my body wash (used the last of it, the little bastard!), so I stole his. and now I smell of Axe: Touch. it is PINK! and ... it'll linger. *shouldersniff*

also, for your edification and amusement,
(alternate cut text: "you know you've always wanted to hear lesbians rant about their vaginas" -- although such a phenomenon is, in fact, probably less than extraordinary for much of my flist)

[00:15] __dtrain: and i don't want to annoy the hell out of you cause i know you're busy
[00:15] __dtrain: and it's not like this is something important

[00:16] meletor_et_al: don't worry. you may annoy me. I will get over it :D

[00:16] __dtrain: *Snort*

[00:16] meletor_et_al: (so long as you can get over my possibly getting annoyed, what with us having this mutual PMS understanding and all)
[00:17] meletor_et_al: sort of a "DON'T LISTEN TO ME; MY VAGINA HATES ME" truce.

[00:17] __dtrain: AHHAHAHHAHA
[00:17] __dtrain: *giggle!*

[00:18] meletor_et_al: speaking of -- .:: gropes zombie-like for the bottle of Aleve ::.

[00:19] __dtrain: ahahaha
[00:19] __dtrain: yeah
[00:19] __dtrain: can you OD on midol?
[00:19] __dtrain: :P

[00:20] meletor_et_al: I don't think so
[00:20] meletor_et_al: all it'd do, if you managed, would be to make your insides bleed and GUESS WHAT THAT'S ALREADY HAPPENING SO FUCK IT!

yes.

oh, tomorrow I'm buggering off for a couple days, so, if I miss a few things -- or quite a lot of things, really -- don't kill me, yeah?

Comments

[jenlan.livejournal.com]

What's really disturbing when I read the whole Axe bodywash thingie was recalling the following: lots of my (gay) guy friends say that actually, a lot of gay men really like the smell of it and use it to attract other guys o_O make of that what you will...especially as I think Axe specifically advertises saying it's for guys to attract girls...*imagines the people at corporate Axe choking on their coffee at hearing this*

Will miss you while you're gone! *huggles*

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

hee, you're making it sound like a spray-on pheromone! :p (which, I guess, is how they advertize it... but their marketing both amuses me and ticks me off at the same time)

I've actually seen more guys get spurned by girls for wearing recognizeable Axe scent, which is quite amusing.

it's only a couple of days; you'll barely notice I'm gone .:: huggles back ::.

[jenlan.livejournal.com]

Yes, Axe is both funny and annoying...actually, I never realized, but on the deodorant it actually says it's supposed to help guys attract those of the opposite sex...right, hate to say it, but it ain't the deodorant that will win you 'fair maid', buddy...

it's only a couple of days; you'll barely notice I'm gone
*twiddles thumbs waiting for Mel to come back...* Nope nope, I already miss you! ^_^

[(Anonymous)]

Just because it's PMS-based and because I'm up on a caffeine rush, therefore making me random, I give to you Pookie's PMS Piece: Instead of a heating pad or oral medications, heat up a tortilla to place on your stomach. This benefits in three ways - 1) It works as a heating pad without running up electricity (a big for my house!), 2) if you get it hot enough, it'll give you a new pain to focus on, and 3) when you're done using it, you can make some random Mexican dish.

Truly, it works. Feel better, love. :D

- Minden -

[matchstick.livejournal.com]

..I've almost done that. Though I ate it before I put it on my stomach.

[whimsical-m.livejournal.com]

.snerk. A fair few times I would find myself getting it heated up, then think, "Oh, fruck it," toss in some burrito-makings, and dig up the heating pad. :D

- Min -

[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

I love Axe. I could drink it if that weren't bad for my health. So yes, I smell of boy all the time and it's brilliant! :D *sniffs at self, just because*

[duckgirlie.livejournal.com]

Hah, I always have to steal my brother's deoderent, because mine always goes mysteriously missing... So I smell like Axe too, only the Safari one.