no they'll never catch me / no they cannot catch me now

[themeletor]

so. I smell like boy.

no, seriously; my brother stole my body wash (used the last of it, the little bastard!), so I stole his. and now I smell of Axe: Touch. it is PINK! and ... it'll linger. *shouldersniff*

also, for your edification and amusement,
(alternate cut text: "you know you've always wanted to hear lesbians rant about their vaginas" -- although such a phenomenon is, in fact, probably less than extraordinary for much of my flist)

[00:15] __dtrain: and i don't want to annoy the hell out of you cause i know you're busy
[00:15] __dtrain: and it's not like this is something important

[00:16] meletor_et_al: don't worry. you may annoy me. I will get over it :D

[00:16] __dtrain: *Snort*

[00:16] meletor_et_al: (so long as you can get over my possibly getting annoyed, what with us having this mutual PMS understanding and all)
[00:17] meletor_et_al: sort of a "DON'T LISTEN TO ME; MY VAGINA HATES ME" truce.

[00:17] __dtrain: AHHAHAHHAHA
[00:17] __dtrain: *giggle!*

[00:18] meletor_et_al: speaking of -- .:: gropes zombie-like for the bottle of Aleve ::.

[00:19] __dtrain: ahahaha
[00:19] __dtrain: yeah
[00:19] __dtrain: can you OD on midol?
[00:19] __dtrain: :P

[00:20] meletor_et_al: I don't think so
[00:20] meletor_et_al: all it'd do, if you managed, would be to make your insides bleed and GUESS WHAT THAT'S ALREADY HAPPENING SO FUCK IT!

yes.

oh, tomorrow I'm buggering off for a couple days, so, if I miss a few things -- or quite a lot of things, really -- don't kill me, yeah?

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[drbillbongo.livejournal.com]

I love Axe. I could drink it if that weren't bad for my health. So yes, I smell of boy all the time and it's brilliant! :D *sniffs at self, just because*