no they'll never catch me / no they cannot catch me now

[themeletor]

so. I smell like boy.

no, seriously; my brother stole my body wash (used the last of it, the little bastard!), so I stole his. and now I smell of Axe: Touch. it is PINK! and ... it'll linger. *shouldersniff*

also, for your edification and amusement,
(alternate cut text: "you know you've always wanted to hear lesbians rant about their vaginas" -- although such a phenomenon is, in fact, probably less than extraordinary for much of my flist)

[00:15] __dtrain: and i don't want to annoy the hell out of you cause i know you're busy
[00:15] __dtrain: and it's not like this is something important

[00:16] meletor_et_al: don't worry. you may annoy me. I will get over it :D

[00:16] __dtrain: *Snort*

[00:16] meletor_et_al: (so long as you can get over my possibly getting annoyed, what with us having this mutual PMS understanding and all)
[00:17] meletor_et_al: sort of a "DON'T LISTEN TO ME; MY VAGINA HATES ME" truce.

[00:17] __dtrain: AHHAHAHHAHA
[00:17] __dtrain: *giggle!*

[00:18] meletor_et_al: speaking of -- .:: gropes zombie-like for the bottle of Aleve ::.

[00:19] __dtrain: ahahaha
[00:19] __dtrain: yeah
[00:19] __dtrain: can you OD on midol?
[00:19] __dtrain: :P

[00:20] meletor_et_al: I don't think so
[00:20] meletor_et_al: all it'd do, if you managed, would be to make your insides bleed and GUESS WHAT THAT'S ALREADY HAPPENING SO FUCK IT!

yes.

oh, tomorrow I'm buggering off for a couple days, so, if I miss a few things -- or quite a lot of things, really -- don't kill me, yeah?

Comments

[jenlan.livejournal.com]

Yes, Axe is both funny and annoying...actually, I never realized, but on the deodorant it actually says it's supposed to help guys attract those of the opposite sex...right, hate to say it, but it ain't the deodorant that will win you 'fair maid', buddy...

it's only a couple of days; you'll barely notice I'm gone
*twiddles thumbs waiting for Mel to come back...* Nope nope, I already miss you! ^_^